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I once told my girlfriend i could buy her a nice engagment ring with my bankroll and still have money left over... Ever since that moment all of her poker complaints have ceased. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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[ QUOTE ] she's pushing me to quit my job and play poker... [/ QUOTE ] In order to sway me on our upcoming move to Arizona, my wife said, "Vegas is like five hours away, and when I get my degree and make $100,000/year, you can quit your job and play poker full time - live and/or online. Think about it!" She had me at, "Hello." [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] PB [/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Does she have a sister? Actually I'm married (it'll be 30 years in June) and the wife enjoys it as much as I do. She plays free tables during the day and I play at nite, mostly .5/1 limit. During my recent downswing she hasn't been too crappy about it (how much did you lose last nite? are you busted yet?) But I told her to expect that when I was hotter than hell before that. |
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Mine hated it when I first started, gradually softened her stance and now wants me to turn pro (I don't want to).
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![]() What kind of a lousy Go match is this? [/ QUOTE ] One of the first games i ever palyed on a full board on a streetcorner in China with some out of work drifter guy. He gave me 6 stones and I needed them all. Funny to look back on though. |
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I once told my girlfriend i could buy her a nice engagment ring with my bankroll and still have money left over... Ever since that moment all of her poker complaints have ceased. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Dammit, you mean I could have gotten away with saying I COULD buy an engagement ring without actually buying the damn thing. Nice hand, sir! Sheriff |
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hmmmm... not a lot of options for us heterosexual girls in this poll... even though I probably anyways fall into that category that Shoe mentioned, "I am destined to be single forever because I play poker online all day and never get out of the house" [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Check out this thread; Any single females who love poker want to meet up for a drink? just make sure you tell a friend where you're going and don't let yourself be guided towards the trunk of the car. |
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I'm rather surprised that 10 of you (so far) have wives whos favorite game is $1000/2000 7-stud HI LOW
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I'm rather surprised that 10 of you (so far) have wives whos favorite game is $1000/2000 7-stud HI LOW Where do you find such dream women? [/ QUOTE ] in their imaginations |
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I'm rather surprised that 10 of you (so far) have wives whos favorite game is $1000/2000 7-stud HI LOW Where do you find such dream women? [/ QUOTE ] Two plausible explainations: 1) One lucky man with multiple personality disorder who keeps forgetting that the others already voted. 2) Several guys who are smoking P.O.T. Shauna |
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I dated a girl I was absolutely crazy about and she dumped me because she said she could never get used to me playing poker for a living. She said it would be fine if I was a garbage man making $10 an hour, but making way more playing poker was no good. No offense to any garbage men out there, by the way. God forbid I do something I love and can make a decent living at it. I used every logical argument I could think of, but it didn't do any good. Sigh. This was months ago and I'm still bitter about it.
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