Brag: Turned 25 to 1,000 in less than 24 hours

[jasonfish11]

Here is the MS paint someone requested. I decided to add my predictions of the future in red.

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[Kermit]

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OP its because you are the biggest idiot ever. Online poker is so [censored] easy. I am awful at poker and can still beat it. You are such an idiot

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that's basically what it boils down to. just cuz you're horrible at the game doesn't mean everyone else is.

"5% of people win online"

"online is rigged"

LOLLLLLLLLLL

nevermind all that, finish mowing my lawn.

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Go buy a hooker and brag about how you banged the snot out of her... Then make a topic about it, oh wait, you already did this. You sir, are awesome.

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show me the link

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sounds like a solid post provided there are pics or funny mspaints

[NeedATimeMachine]

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I don't really care if people will come and say 'graphs or HH or this is useless'.

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orly?

[btmagnetw]

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Go buy a hooker and brag about how you banged the snot out of her... Then make a topic about it, oh wait, you already did this. You sir, are awesome.

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show me the link

[/ QUOTE ]quoting this so henson can't pretend he didn't see it

[IronFly]

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Anyways, I don't have hand histories or graphs. I don't really care for them

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I feel the same way! Who needs those HHs anyway? They just take up space on your hard drive.

Nice to hear about your heater Henson, tell us how it goes.

[Quagmyer]

When you post in BBV you cant expect to get a hundred congrats and all seriousness. Expect to get 2 hundred people berating you.
and lighten up, its fun to get pumelled by funny posts

[BowToYourSensei]

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Go buy a hooker and brag about how you banged the snot out of her... Then make a topic about it, oh wait, you already did this. You sir, are awesome.

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show me the link

[/ QUOTE ]quoting this so henson can't pretend he didn't see it

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[btmagnetw]

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...ue#Post10028677

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Thirdly, and again, this is a personal view, but I seem to get so many LESS bad beats / 1 outters on STARS. Before flaming, I don't have a stat tracker program, and don't really care to set one up. I play poker to enjoy the game. But after playing for roughly 1-2 years on Full Tilt, and 1 year on STARS (played alot more games tho it seems), the card generator seems more 'random'.

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you can't make this stuff up. OP obviously ran up his money on stars and kept losing it on the rigged full tilt! why didn't he mention that before, we would have understood

[SleeperHE]

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the card generator seems more 'random'.

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Pure Gold...

FTP generator out to get you motha fukkaaa....

[futuredoc85]

Graph or HHs or this is useless