Stranded in Utah With No Money: A Trip Report - Page 5

solids · #41 07-30-2007, 02:41 PM

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Porn Star Tabitha Stevens lives in or near Green River, UT

While you're waiting

1. Find out from the locals where she lives
2. Go knock on her door
3. ????
4. Better Trip Report

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I think he'd have a much better shot at this if he acted like he was a repair man or pizza delivery guy.

Oh also, it's kinda creepy that you knew this piece of information. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

wet work · #42 07-30-2007, 07:23 PM

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rjoe,

While stuck inside of Utah, do you have the Denver blues again?

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kerouac?

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LOL, n00b.

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also Op,
You could always stick around and get in on some of that polygamy!

renodoc · #43 07-30-2007, 07:27 PM

isnt that close to where the mormons like to massacre wagons trains?

also, Fallon>>>>>>>>anywhere in Utah (to be stuck that is)

rjoefish · #44 07-30-2007, 08:45 PM

Update: Car is gone, cracked head, not worth repairing. I rented a cargo van for like 50 bucks for a day and unlimited mileage for my friends to pick up in Vegas and come get me. Only problem is the one that kept going last night 'doesn't feel like driving anymore today, he's tired' because he ended up staying at a hotel further up the road last night and making the last like 2 hours into vegas this morning and had to unpack and [censored]. The other friend, that I'm going to be staying with, has to work in the morning and can't make it here in time for us to get back. So, here I sit, for another night in Green River, Utah. The one friend thats too tired but not working tomorrow is supposed to be leaving vegas at like 8am so he'll get here at like 3pm. Another afternoon spent wandering this god forsaken ghost town lol. Been quite a trip so far.

By the way, going to just ditch my truck here and say [censored] it. Not worth fixing, not worth coming back for. If anyone knows of some cheap cars or something in Vegas I'd be very interested in the next week or so for a new ride. Thinking like 2-3grand type [censored] mobile just to get me by.

tuq · #45 07-30-2007, 09:58 PM

rjoe,

LOL, that sucks just abandoning your ride like that. I assume you're gonna at least try to find a place you can sell it for parts or scrap metal or whatever. Then again, I don't know how small that place is. At the very least try to find a bar tonight where you can pull some strange. I hear Mormon chicks like to stay "virgins" by taking it in the ass until they get married, so try to make your night worthwhile.

punkass · #46 07-30-2007, 10:06 PM

dude, your "tired friend" is worthless. He the same guy that left you because of his pet?

definitely hit up a bar tonight.

Try to sell your car for a hundred or whatever you can get. If you just leave it at the side of the road, it'll get tickets and they'll track the VIN back to you.

tuq · #47 07-30-2007, 10:19 PM

I just googled several bars and restaurants in tight proximity in Green River. rjoe, you've got money, youth, the whole night in front of you, and don't have to get up in the morning. You better get laid tonight or at the very least fail spectacularly.

wroaaaaaaahhhhh · #48 07-30-2007, 10:24 PM

where is this job interview?

guids · #49 07-30-2007, 10:29 PM

scrap the car, and do your best to spend it all on booze tonight. One of my all time favorite memories is getting a call at 8pm one night, from a buddy, who was stuck in danville, illinois...well not stuck, he was in jail, and I had to go bail him out. But that night was awesome, got drunk at a local bar, the bartender thought we were soulmates because I played a couple of kenny wayne shepard songs on teh juke box, found out where the local strip club was, went to it. We thought we were lost for a couple minutes because we drove through a large shady trailer park, but then we came upon one trailer that was covered in neon. The bouncer was sitting on a chair (unfortunately not a rocking chair), with a rifle. It was great.

DarkForceRising · #50 07-30-2007, 10:31 PM

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I just googled several bars and restaurants in tight proximity in Green River. rjoe, you've got money, youth, the whole night in front of you, and don't have to get up in the morning. You better get laid tonight or at the very least fail spectacularly.

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Yeah, no [censored] kid. Get to work.

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I hear Mormon chicks like to stay "virgins" by taking it in the ass until they get married, so try to make your night worthwhile.

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There ya' go. Hardcore butt[censored]ing ftw.