Things/Experiences That Are Better Than Sex - Page 5

firstyearclay · #41 07-05-2007, 05:02 PM

Without a doubt...

Standing in the winners circle with my first race horse.

fyc

A_C_Slater · #42 07-05-2007, 05:05 PM

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e+nitrous (+bj if that counts)

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A friend of mine has a father for a dentist. He said he once sexed his ex gf in the dentist chair as they both did nitrous. I can't even imagine the awesomeness of such a thing.

NajdorfDefense · #43 07-05-2007, 05:16 PM

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Seeing someone who cuts you off on the highway get pulled over for speeding.

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hahaha nice one.

DrewDevil · #44 07-05-2007, 05:17 PM

This is not my thread, but doesn't the thing have to be completely non-sexual to qualify?

I wouldn't think jerking off, watching your wife eat out Kate Beckinsale, or having sex on nitrous would count.

Big Poppa Smurf · #45 07-05-2007, 05:23 PM

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also, dreaming while you are very thirsty, about drinking water, and then waking up and chugging some ice cold water from teh fridge.

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We used to get these dreams in high school when we were cutting weight for wrestling. It was impossible to fall asleep until we got on the scale again to make sure that the dream wasn't real.

Blarg · #46 07-05-2007, 05:32 PM

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Sneezing while having sex.

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I thought sex basically was sneezing.

DrewDevil · #47 07-05-2007, 05:33 PM

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Sneezing while having sex.

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I thought sex basically was sneezing.

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The snot is different.

Blarg · #48 07-05-2007, 05:33 PM

Making it to the toilet JUST in time when in stark, staring, panicky ass pain ...

JasonK · #49 07-05-2007, 05:35 PM

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Seeing someone who cuts you off on the highway get into a fiery auto crash.

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WayAbvPar · #50 07-05-2007, 05:35 PM

Air conditioning. It is the pinnacle of man's achievements.