whats the best laydown you have ever seen or heard?

[chicken10der]

that's the best thing i ever saw

[iamVillaiNmo]

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I folded AA on a AA428 board when he show me his gun.

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NO STRING BETS, BEEYOTCH!!

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FTW



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[TheUsher]

99 fold on Kh 3h 3d 9d 2s

[realwtf]

Did they get caught colluding?

[kerr]

Still yet to see one correct post on the Doyle hand.

[phiphika1453]

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Still yet to see one correct post on the Doyle hand.

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LOL, really?

Are playing the Sklansky game where everyone has to play read my [censored] mind and you'll know the answer.

[ChrisA3]

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Ok, me and a few of my iBuddies are playing tibetian double-deck 4 card omaha.


It plays just like omaha except there are 104 cards in the deck (8 of each rank - and 13 clubs, 13 diamonds, 13 spades, 13 hearts, 13 axes, 13 frogurts, 13 glass dildos, and 13 maces.)


You use 4 cards from your hand and 3 from the field to make your hand.


There are more possible hands too, even after a royal flush; I won't list everything, but i'll just say that the strongest possible hand is a 7 of a kind, and the second strongest is a 6 of a kind.


I'm dealt [AcAdAsAh] from the cutoff after 2 folds, and I'm like w00t. I make my standard raise to 7 renminbi and then the button repops to 25 rmb; the blinds fold.


We each have about 50000 rmb in our stacks (25,000 big blinds).


I'm thinking, this guy has been 3-betting fairly light, and i don't want him to fold when I have like a near lock on the hand, and he'll probably spew more money of to me. Well, I cold call im, so there is now 53 rmb in the pot. The flop comes a horrible KcKdKh. Now if he's holding any KxKxXX, he has 5 of a kind and I'm drawing to 4 outs, so this isn't good.


Now the logic comes into play.


I know that he's been playing very aggro, and he knows that I'm a nit. I also know that he knows that I know that he's been going crazy and that I'll take into consideration the fact that I'm a nit. But what I also know is that he knows that I know that he'll think I'm a nit.


Now if he knows that I know that he'll think I'm a nit, if I play aggressively, he might think that I'm just using my image against him.


However, I also know that he knows that I'll know that he'll know that I'm using my image against him, so he'll go even more aggro, knowing that I'll know that he thinks i'm just trying to use my image against him, meaning that he would be able to execute this play with air...or at least that is what he wants me to think...he has air.


What he doesn't know is that I know that he'll show up with the mortal nuts when he plays back at me on this board, and even if he knows this, he'll be on like the 65536th level, and there are no higher levels than 65536th, so he'll like have a brain aneurysm if he tries to outlevel me, and then i'll steal his monies in the pot cuz live games have no all-in protection.


So I check, and he bets 30 rmb. I'm thinking that I'm drawing to 4 outs, so I call, putting 113 rmb in the pot. The turn comes Aa, and I'm like w00t!


I got quintz baby. I lead out for 70 rmb, and he flat calls me! And I'm like now this is where I need to bail out. He knows that I'm a nit, and he knows that he's drawing dead against like the top 70% of my range (I have poker tracker stats of like 0.4/0.2) but he calls!


There is 253 rmb in the pot. The river gives me Af so now the board reads KcKdKhAaAf and I have AcAdAsAh. I'm like OMG, I have sexts, I have sexts! I don't have sexts too often, so if I pass this up, I might not have sexts in like a megamega long time. I can't possibly fold now, or can I?


Well I once trained with Patrick Antonius, and we played tibetian double-deck 4 card omaha together for a while on teh internets. In a 24-max game (uses every possible card), I had sexts with Patrick Antonius, and it was very good at first, cuz we were gonna get paid by this donkey, but then said donkey busted out the septs, and you know how the septs ruin the sexts.


So I checked, and he led out for 22000 rmb and I accidently misclick folded subconsciously I guess, he showed his hand (KaKfKsKg) and went on life tilt, and since we were playing on top of a pagoda like is traditionally required, he fell off and died, and I took his monies.

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Awesome! I haven't laughed this hard in quite a while, very nice stuff.

[Rushmore]

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Doyle said he folded AA on the river to a board of A2424.

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in limit and i think hes full of [censored]

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You do know that Doyle Brunson is a GOOD player, right?

Limit. If he's have been high enough on PCP to actually do such a thing, I doubt he'd brag much about it.

[The B]

Good Laydowns....

2004 WSOP ME
J. Arieh chases his K-high flush (hearts) to the river....Qh comes off on 5th street (board paired), J.Murphy shoves, Arieh mucks face-up

2006 WSOP HORSE event
Doyle mucks QQ on the flop to a min-raise on a non-connecting board of all rags...Chip Reese shows KK right behind him


Flop comes: K/9/3

Hellmuth says he got Howard Lederer to talk (which he never does) and mucked K/9 face up... Thor Hansen (i think??) says, "That's the worse laydown I've ever seen"....Lederer shows 3/3

[Cat]

Can't remember this one exactly so anyone feel free to correct me... Think it was a WSOP event a few years back. Board comes something like 973 rainbow, Carlos Mortensen has 77 for trips, bets, gets called by Asian guy (could be someone famous, sorry can't remember); turn 3, bet call, river 4 (some rag), Asian guy checks, Carlos bets, Asian guy puts small check raise in, Mortensen instafolds his boat. Other guy shows 99. Remember being very impressed.