My waitress was cute. Uh oh.

[DrewDevil]

Diablo, that is really awesome. Did you use a lot of kino and mirroring too? What about the Discovery Channel story?

[xxThe_Lebowskixx]

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Grabbed coffee that afternoon, got a BJ in the bathroom , then took her back to my place and banged.

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Is OP from San Francisco too?

[O Fen�meno]

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OP,

I just recently picked up a waitress at lunch. Went like this:

Me: "You must get awfully tired by the end of your shift"

Her: (nodding)

Me: "Do you ever get a chance to go on vacation?"

Her: I wish!

Me: "If you were to take a real vacation in your ideal spot, what would it be like?"

Her: She described a vacation in Hawaii. I then talked about the awesome beaches and the great water, and she agreed.

Me: "Let me ask you something else. You know that feeling you have when you get home after a hard day of work and all you can think about is stripping off your clothes and sliding into a hot bath or taking a shower? Which do you prefer? A Bath or a shower?"

Her: "Bath"

Me: "You know how sometimes, before you even get in, you imagine the heat just working its way through every part of your body and then you actually slide in, and that warmth just takes you and you surrender to it?"

Her: Oh yes, totally.

Me: "What's your name?"

Her: "Kristi"

Me: "Well, Kristi, it's really been fun talking to you. It's too bad that we won't get the chance to do it again without all these distractions and interruptions."

Her: Oh wow, totally, that would be great.

Me: "Maybe we could meet for coffee sometime. Like tomorrow?"

Her: Sounds great. Actually, I get off at 4 today if you're free! <writes down number>

Grabbed coffee that afternoon, got a BJ in the bathroom, then took her back to my place and banged.

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May I be your apprentice?

[samjjones]

ED - you [censored].

[DerrtySlime]

lol diablo is that NLP?

[eviljeff]

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Grabbed coffee that afternoon, got a BJ in the bathroom, then zipped up and said, "I had a feeling you took cream."

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[wonderwes]

There seriously needs to be a subsection in OOT for dating. Because it seems that once per a week a long thread goes on and on how to pick up some girl.


You only live once people and opportunities are passing you by.

[CrazyEyez]

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Grabbed coffee that afternoon, got a BJ in the bathroom, then zipped up and said, "I had a feeling you took cream."

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gold

[somethingstupid]

Go back to the restaurant and take a seat. When she waits on you, ask her for the "sex with a side of SEX." Scream SEX the second time, just say it in a normal voice the first time. Then lick the menu and throw it at her, and pull off your clothes (tearaway clothes are useful here) and run in small circles around your table. Then sign back on to 2+2 and await further instructions.

[Hold'em 07]

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Grabbed coffee that afternoon, got a BJ in the bathroom, then zipped up and said, "I had a feeling you took cream."

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gold

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