First tattoo in a few hours!! (NSFW)

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punching puppies


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I hate you

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and sitting in my suv revving the engine with the AC on for no reason but pollution.

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ok maybe not this made me chuckle

[JasonK]

Wow, that's possibly the worst tatoo I have ever seen.

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Wow, that's possibly the worst tatoo I have ever seen.

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WIFE: How was your day honey? Anything interesting happen?

TATTOO ARTIST: Oh man, you won't believe what some guy made me tattoo on him today.

WIFE: Not another Paris Hilton behind bars?

TA: If only. No, this young dude comes in, completely clueless. He gets me to design his name in Arabic over the symbol for atomic energy.

WIFE: WTF?

TA: It gets worse. I then had to stick a crucifix on top of it.

WIFE: You're kidding.

TA: Then a shamrock and a love heart.

WIFE: Only thing he's missing is a soccer ball.

TA: Funny you should mention that. He left two spaces free though. He's saving them up for something important. Man, it was all the three of us could do to not kill ourselves laughing. Hermie had to run out the back at one stage, he couldn't handle it anymore. The kid asked what the noise was and I told him we have an epeleptic rooster. What's for dinner?

WIFE: Kebabs.

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WIFE: Only thing he's missing is a soccer ball.

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The kid asked what the noise was and I told him we have an epeleptic rooster.

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gold

[BillNye]

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Still healing, but here is a picture of what it looks like.

What it means?
The writing in the background is my name in arabic(I'm half irish/half syrian). Revolving around the name are symbols of what my life revolves around (Faith, Soccer,Irish Ethnicity, and my Health)



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I hope you like it and how big is it? wher did you get it?

[27offsuit]

Why would you not post that stupid picture first so you could've been saved from a life of mockery and scorn?


'Atomic Islamo-Christian Soccer Boy' is no way to go through life, son.

[onthebutton]

Yep, should have gone with something pooptoad........

[NT!]

all,

i think we are being too hard on the OP. actually, he gave me an idea for my own tattoo. feel free to post yours, too!

[tuq]

LOL, christ that is funny, and actually is one tattoo I would find acceptable.