Official June [censored] thread

[Rekwob]

2/5 nl cash at wynn, sinderg has T7 v AA on a TT8 for a 3k pot, turn A, im on suicide watch

[Annulus]

i just want to say mother [censored] pokerstars, that is all. someone seriously needs to investigate this [censored] so called rng. good night.

[the alex]

Tonight, I FT'd the $20r for the 3rd time in 3 weeks.

Tonight, I busted out a $20r FT with Ace high for the 3rd time in 3 weeks.

gg life.

[AceCR9]

I had been playing super nitty thanks to getting 0 hands.


Full Tilt Poker Game #2621850718: $40,000 Guarantee (19414467), Table 7 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:23:27 ET - 2007/06/09
Seat 1: Jaberwocki (5,045)
Seat 2: Righthandofgod (4,865)
Seat 3: banshee420 (6,005)
Seat 4: gaffel5 (1,163)
Seat 5: SuperOrangeDude (10,664)
Seat 6: FoldTOcash (4,418)
Jaberwocki posts the small blind of 50
Righthandofgod posts the big blind of 100
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FoldTOcash [Qd Qs]
banshee420 folds
gaffel5 folds
SuperOrangeDude folds
FoldTOcash raises to 350
Jaberwocki folds
Righthandofgod raises to 1,100
FoldTOcash has 15 seconds left to act
FoldTOcash raises to 4,418, and is all in
Righthandofgod has 15 seconds left to act
Righthandofgod calls 3,318
FoldTOcash shows [Qd Qs]
Righthandofgod shows [Ac Qh]
*** FLOP *** [9s 5h Jd]
*** TURN *** [9s 5h Jd] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [9s 5h Jd Th] [Kc]
FoldTOcash shows a straight, King high
Righthandofgod shows a straight, Ace high
Righthandofgod wins the pot (8,886) with a straight, Ace high
FoldTOcash stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8,886 | Rake 0
Board: [9s 5h Jd Th Kc]
Seat 1: Jaberwocki (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Righthandofgod (big blind) showed [Ac Qh] and won (8,886) with a straight, Ace high
Seat 3: banshee420 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: gaffel5 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: SuperOrangeDude didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: FoldTOcash (button) showed [Qd Qs] and lost with a straight, King high

[Body Man D]

I would like to put a little money on Absolute. Could trade for Stars, UB or FTP. Would like about 1k.

[cking]

For Cl with 20 left in the 27.50

PokerStars Game #10359278863: Tournament #51838370, $25.00+$2.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVI (3000/6000) - 2007/06/10 - 00:12:20 (ET)
Table '51838370 90' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: riverboy4444 (197572 in chips)
Seat 2: JohnFR (70430 in chips)
Seat 3: Cheers2Beers (49077 in chips)
Seat 4: mrs.lindsey (47528 in chips)
Seat 5: markymarcAA (107222 in chips)
Seat 6: ckingusc (217024 in chips)
Seat 8: The Omaholic (143170 in chips)
Seat 9: SaulGoodBaby (141886 in chips)
riverboy4444: posts the ante 300
JohnFR: posts the ante 300
Cheers2Beers: posts the ante 300
mrs.lindsey: posts the ante 300
markymarcAA: posts the ante 300
ckingusc: posts the ante 300
The Omaholic: posts the ante 300
SaulGoodBaby: posts the ante 300
SaulGoodBaby: posts small blind 3000
riverboy4444: posts big blind 6000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ckingusc [5s 5d]
JohnFR: folds
Cheers2Beers: folds
SaulGoodBaby said, "and then this guy JJ on the button"
mrs.lindsey: folds
SaulGoodBaby said, "must be nice"
markymarcAA: folds
ckingusc: raises 10000 to 16000
The Omaholic: calls 16000
SaulGoodBaby said, "nh"
SaulGoodBaby: folds
riverboy4444: folds
*** FLOP *** [5h As 2h]
ckingusc: bets 22000
The Omaholic: raises 104870 to 126870 and is all-in
ckingusc: calls 104870
*** TURN *** [5h As 2h] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [5h As 2h 9h] [4c]
ckingusc said, "sigh"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ckingusc: shows [5s 5d] (three of a kind, Fives)
The Omaholic: shows [8h Qh] (a flush, Queen high)
SaulGoodBaby said, "ohhh snap"
The Omaholic collected 297140 from pot
mrs.lindsey said, "nh"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 297140 | Rake 0
Board [5h As 2h 9h 4c]
Seat 1: riverboy4444 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: JohnFR folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Cheers2Beers folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: mrs.lindsey folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: markymarcAA folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: ckingusc showed [5s 5d] and lost with three of a kind, Fives
Seat 8: The Omaholic (button) showed [8h Qh] and won (297140) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 9: SaulGoodBaby (small blind) folded before Flop

[WarDekar]

PokerStars Game #10360351835: Tournament #51838415, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2007/06/10 - 01:45:11 (ET)
Table '51838415 9' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: dameanman (10281 in chips)
Seat 2: Ray Trout (13780 in chips)
Seat 3: WarDekar (6460 in chips)
Seat 4: Colbee (14265 in chips)
Seat 5: bundy604 (3805 in chips)
Seat 6: Flyin Aces (12360 in chips)
Seat 7: lcr33 (11406 in chips)
Seat 8: Bad Beat Oz (16721 in chips)
dameanman: posts the ante 25
Ray Trout: posts the ante 25
WarDekar: posts the ante 25
Colbee: posts the ante 25
bundy604: posts the ante 25
Flyin Aces: posts the ante 25
lcr33: posts the ante 25
Bad Beat Oz: posts the ante 25
WarDekar: posts small blind 100
Colbee: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to WarDekar [Kc Kh]
bundy604: folds
Flyin Aces: folds
lcr33: folds
Bad Beat Oz: folds
dameanman: folds
Ray Trout: folds
WarDekar: raises 400 to 600
Colbee: raises 400 to 1000
WarDekar: raises 1000 to 2000
Colbee: calls 1000
*** FLOP *** [Jh 8h 6h]
WarDekar: checks
Colbee: bets 2000
WarDekar: raises 2435 to 4435 and is all-in
Colbee: calls 2435
*** TURN *** [Jh 8h 6h] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 8h 6h Ts] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
WarDekar: shows [Kc Kh] (a pair of Kings)
Colbee: shows [Th Td] (three of a kind, Tens)
WarDekar said, "groooooossss"
Colbee collected 13070 from pot
bballin04 is connected
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 13070 | Rake 0
Board [Jh 8h 6h Ts 5c]
Seat 1: dameanman folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Ray Trout (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: WarDekar (small blind) showed [Kc Kh] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 4: Colbee (big blind) showed [Th Td] and won (13070) with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 5: bundy604 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Flyin Aces folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: lcr33 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Bad Beat Oz folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[TwistedEcho]

1/3NL live in vegas, im drunk and playing with my housemate.

CO with $250 raise to $20, my friend in SB calls with $1500, i call in BB with $1200 and JTc.

Flop 789r, checked to CO who bets $50, my friend in SB moves allin to put CO allin, forgetting im in the hand. I snapcall and CO calls.

Co tables QTd, SB T7o. Turn 7 river 9.

I rebuild to $1100 and EP limps, MP raises to $20 and i call on the button with KQd. Flop comes Qd Jd 4x and EP announces he hasnt called yet, and calls. I don't want to complain since i like that flop, but the floor is called over by someone and a new flop is dealt.

Flop comes T9x and is checked through. Turn is a J and the preflop raises bets $30, and i raise to $100. He shoves for $400 more with 99, river 9.

Live poker is so rigged. Somehow only down $200 from that game, but v hungover.

[kutuz_off]

Brag: I busted the Sheik from a WSOP event.
Beat: the game was much more fun with him in it.
Variance: I'm still alive on the 2nd day.

[MrTimCaum]

1) FU JC TRAN erjioasjdfkldj;sflds;aljfjad

2) i think i played a few tables over from you twisted on day 1 of event 12, but i wasnt sure if it was you or not, and i was pretty focused on my table so i didnt go over. now that i know you're in town, i'll say hey next time i see you