things that don't do anything

[Alobar]

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Dear Professor X,

I know that it is the last day of class, I have a zero homework grade, my highest test grade is 19%, I did not sign up for the required lab section, I missed 3/4 of the classes, and this is the first time I have contacted you, but is there anything that I could do to pass your class? I am supposed to graduate this semester and this class is required by my major.

Sincerely,

A [censored] Idiot

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wow, if that isnt an invitation for you to bang some college girl right in the ass, I dunno what is.

was she cute? Did she attach a pic?

[BellagioPlayer]

Please don't ban me for this... But I must.... post......this......image....


(Seriously, don't look below if you want to avoid being offended)


I am posting it really small as well.

[JimHammer]

[grando]

^^ snap this was my next answer

[Alobar]

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Please don't ban me for this... But I must.... post......this......image....


(Seriously, don't look below if you want to avoid being offended)


I am posting it really small as well.






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your delivery blows. Either own the joke and put it out there like a man, or dont make it.

[Borodog]

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Dear Professor X,

I know that it is the last day of class, I have a zero homework grade, my highest test grade is 19%, I did not sign up for the required lab section, I missed 3/4 of the classes, and this is the first time I have contacted you, but is there anything that I could do to pass your class? I am supposed to graduate this semester and this class is required by my major.

Sincerely,

A [censored] Idiot

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wow, if that isnt an invitation for you to bang some college girl right in the ass, I dunno what is.

was she cute? Did she attach a pic?

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This post was actually an amalgamation of several emails or discussions I had with students. Most of it was in fact one student though; she had a zero homework grade, did not take the required lab, her highest test grade was indeed 19%, and she was a graduating senior. The funny thing was, she had perfect attendance. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

And no, she was emphatically NOT cute.

[slickpoppa]

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Dear Professor X,

I know that it is the last day of class, I have a zero homework grade, my highest test grade is 19%, I did not sign up for the required lab section, I missed 3/4 of the classes, and this is the first time I have contacted you, but is there anything that I could do to pass your class? I am supposed to graduate this semester and this class is required by my major.

Sincerely,

A [censored] Idiot

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wow, if that isnt an invitation for you to bang some college girl right in the ass, I dunno what is.

was she cute? Did she attach a pic?

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This post was actually an amalgamation of several emails or discussions I had with students. Most of it was in fact one student though; she had a zero homework grade, did not take the required lab, her highest test grade was indeed 19%, and she was a graduating senior. The funny thing was, she had perfect attendance. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

And no, she was emphatically NOT cute.

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I hope you failed her ugly ass and sent her to community college for summer school where she belongs.

[Borodog]

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Dear Professor X,

I know that it is the last day of class, I have a zero homework grade, my highest test grade is 19%, I did not sign up for the required lab section, I missed 3/4 of the classes, and this is the first time I have contacted you, but is there anything that I could do to pass your class? I am supposed to graduate this semester and this class is required by my major.

Sincerely,

A [censored] Idiot

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wow, if that isnt an invitation for you to bang some college girl right in the ass, I dunno what is.

was she cute? Did she attach a pic?

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This post was actually an amalgamation of several emails or discussions I had with students. Most of it was in fact one student though; she had a zero homework grade, did not take the required lab, her highest test grade was indeed 19%, and she was a graduating senior. The funny thing was, she had perfect attendance. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

And no, she was emphatically NOT cute.

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I hope you failed her ugly ass and sent her to community college for summer school where she belongs.

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I failed her. Where she goes from there is not my problem.

[mason55]

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I've definitely had regular intersections where you had to press this button. Usually a busy street and a small street intersecting. The busy street stayed green until a car pulled up on the small one or someone pushed the button. If it had been long enough since the last red for the busy street, the busy street would immediately turn yellow.

[lennytheduck]