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[nath]

when thin value betting goes wrong

oh yeah he obviously instacalled preflop and flop

PokerStars Game #9751744982: Tournament #48834022, $150+$12 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/05/04 - 21:12:53 (ET)
Table '48834022 1' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: JOEYTHEB (2045 in chips)
Seat 2: Cap'nJackpot (1960 in chips)
Seat 4: Elefantriket (2060 in chips)
Seat 5: seanbmoney (1900 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: LETS SEEUM (2390 in chips)
Seat 7: JockSc0tt (2190 in chips)
Seat 8: sketchy1 (3290 in chips)
Seat 9: benrup (2155 in chips)
JOEYTHEB: posts small blind 10
Cap'nJackpot: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Cap'nJackpot [Qc Jd]
Elefantriket: folds
seanbmoney: folds
LETS SEEUM: folds
JockSc0tt: folds
sketchy1: folds
benrup: calls 20
JOEYTHEB: calls 10
al&kel is connected
Cap'nJackpot: raises 100 to 120
benrup: calls 100
JOEYTHEB: folds
*** FLOP *** [9c 4d Jh]
Cap'nJackpot: bets 170
benrup: calls 170
*** TURN *** [9c 4d Jh] [8s]
Cap'nJackpot: bets 420
benrup: calls 420
*** RIVER *** [9c 4d Jh 8s] [Ad]
Cap'nJackpot: bets 1250 and is all-in
benrup: calls 1250
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Cap'nJackpot: shows [Qc Jd] (a pair of Jacks)
benrup: shows [9h 8h] (two pair, Nines and Eights)
Cap'nJackpot said, "what a joke"
benrup collected 3940 from pot

[cameronw01]

I has a shark.



Please don't be takin' my shark!

[daveLux]

set over set , no way i get away there

PokerStars Game #9752399837: Tournament #48834022, $150+$12 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/05/04 - 21:56:32 (ET)
Table '48834022 26' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Hawkan (2660 in chips)
Seat 2: PokerGr8 (4515 in chips)
Seat 3: QUEEN KAZU (4095 in chips)
Seat 4: mhglmrt (2655 in chips)
Seat 5: Reno_Jones (2215 in chips)
Seat 6: King7Seven (4050 in chips)
Seat 7: varsh4 (3035 in chips)
Seat 8: jlclark311 (5295 in chips)
Seat 9: daveLux (1720 in chips)
QUEEN KAZU: posts small blind 50
mhglmrt: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to daveLux [7h 7d]
Reno_Jones: folds
King7Seven: folds
varsh4: folds
jlclark311: folds
daveLux: raises 150 to 250
Hawkan: calls 250
PokerGr8: folds
QUEEN KAZU: folds
mhglmrt: folds
*** FLOP *** [7c 8d Ad]
daveLux: bets 200
Hawkan: raises 300 to 500
daveLux: raises 970 to 1470 and is all-in
Hawkan: calls 970
*** TURN *** [7c 8d Ad] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [7c 8d Ad Ah] [2s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
daveLux: shows [7h 7d] (a full house, Sevens full of Aces)
Hawkan: shows [8h 8s] (a full house, Eights full of Aces)
Hawkan collected 3590 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3590 | Rake 0
Board [7c 8d Ad Ah 2s]
Seat 1: Hawkan showed [8h 8s] and won (3590) with a full house, Eights full of Aces
Seat 2: PokerGr8 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: QUEEN KAZU (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mhglmrt (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Reno_Jones folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: King7Seven folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: varsh4 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: jlclark311 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: daveLux showed [7h 7d] and lost with a full house, Sevens full of Aces

[NHFunkii]

that is a bit thin for my tastes...

[manifest]

Looking to trade $1000 on stars for $500 on FTP and $500 on UB for the Sunday tournaments.

[nath]

[ QUOTE ]
that is a bit thin for my tastes...

[/ QUOTE ]
yeah, i didn't talk to a single person who liked the river

what can i say, i was merging my two-way value-bluffs

[ZJ123]

Full Tilt Poker Game #2355649322: $18,000 Guarantee (17379239), Table 10 - 2500/5000 Ante 600 - No Limit Hold'em - 4:10:55 ET - 2007/05/05
Seat 2: REALBIGNUTS (143,118)
Seat 3: Galeforce12 (82,369)
Seat 4: phobos89 (82,659)
Seat 6: charder30 (51,250)
Seat 7: solohomer (42,068)
Seat 8: NOpktROXplz (75,327)
Seat 9: chickface (30,209)
REALBIGNUTS antes 600
Galeforce12 antes 600
phobos89 antes 600
charder30 antes 600
solohomer antes 600
NOpktROXplz antes 600
chickface antes 600
REALBIGNUTS posts the small blind of 2,500
Galeforce12 posts the big blind of 5,000
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to charder30 [Kd Ks]
phobos89 raises to 21,700
charder30 raises to 50,650, and is all in
solohomer folds
NOpktROXplz folds
chickface folds
REALBIGNUTS folds
Galeforce12 folds
phobos89 calls 28,950
charder30 shows [Kd Ks]
phobos89 shows [Ts Ac]
*** FLOP *** [6c Td Ad]
*** TURN *** [6c Td Ad] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [6c Td Ad Jh] [Th]
charder30 shows two pair, Kings and Tens
phobos89 shows a full house, Tens full of Aces
phobos89 wins the pot (113,000) with a full house, Tens full of Aces
charder30 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 113,000 | Rake 0
Board: [6c Td Ad Jh Th]
Seat 2: REALBIGNUTS (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Galeforce12 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: phobos89 showed [Ts Ac] and won (113,000) with a full house, Tens full of Aces
Seat 6: charder30 showed [Kd Ks] and lost with two pair, Kings and Tens
Seat 7: solohomer folded before the Flop
Seat 8: NOpktROXplz folded before the Flop
Seat 9: chickface (button) folded before the Flop



sighhhh [censored] final tables.

[bigentx]

Looking for a small transfer, I need $20 Full Tilt for $20 Stars. PM for details.

[Highn]

I just wasted 5 minutes of my life looking at ZJ123's avatar, instead of working on my essay....

[shaundeeb]

ITM in the 300 today sigh.

PokerStars Game #9764444096: Tournament #48888579, $300+$20 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2007/05/05 - 16:36:14 (ET)
Table '48888579 16' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: shaundeeb (11913 in chips)
Seat 3: KentyKent (27138 in chips)
Seat 4: stackinkids (18528 in chips)
Seat 5: backontrk (10225 in chips)
Seat 6: helixx (16280 in chips)
Seat 7: TomDDC (4610 in chips)
Seat 8: Bjorn_I_Hi (6075 in chips)
Seat 9: Dbl_MeUp_Plz (27122 in chips)
shaundeeb: posts the ante 50
KentyKent: posts the ante 50
stackinkids: posts the ante 50
backontrk: posts the ante 50
helixx: posts the ante 50
TomDDC: posts the ante 50
Bjorn_I_Hi: posts the ante 50
Dbl_MeUp_Plz: posts the ante 50
Dbl_MeUp_Plz: posts small blind 400
shaundeeb: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shaundeeb [As Td]
KentyKent: folds
stackinkids: folds
backontrk: folds
helixx: folds
Dbl_MeUp_Plz said, "dont try that again"
TomDDC: folds
Bjorn_I_Hi: folds
Dbl_MeUp_Plz: calls 400
Bjorn_I_Hi said, "i will [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]"
shaundeeb: raises 2400 to 3200
Dbl_MeUp_Plz: raises 23872 to 27072 and is all-in
shaundeeb: calls 8663 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [9s 8d 2d]
shaundeeb said, "sigh"
*** TURN *** [9s 8d 2d] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [9s 8d 2d Ah] [3c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dbl_MeUp_Plz: shows [9d Ad] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
shaundeeb: shows [As Td] (a pair of Aces)
Dbl_MeUp_Plz collected 24126 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 24126 | Rake 0
Board [9s 8d 2d Ah 3c]
Seat 1: shaundeeb (big blind) showed [As Td] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 3: KentyKent folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: stackinkids folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: backontrk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: helixx folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: TomDDC folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Bjorn_I_Hi (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Dbl_MeUp_Plz (small blind) showed [9d Ad] and won (24126) with two pair, Aces and Nines