Best pick up lines/openers

[cwes]

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Yo wut up gurl I play ten $6 dollar flips at the same time.

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fyp

[cwes]

You: "You wanna dance?"
Her: "Oh yeah, sure!"
You: "Great, may I have your seat then?"

[Nsight7]

"I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobie."

[Maple Leafs]

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I heard this lame frat boy drop this line on two girls who were standing next to my table at a bar. He was standing beside the girls for like two minutes, waited for a pause, and delivered. He did not appreciate my friends and I laughing at his lame ass.

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That was you?

[JMurder3]

POKERSTARS GAME #7469740355: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/16 - 15:19:51 (ET)
Table 'Peneleos' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 4: Dalmations ($597 in chips)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($4614 in chips)
Seat 6: gambler2k4 ($995 in chips)
Lukieplaya: posts small blind $5
gambler2k4: posts big blind $10
__2cb__: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [4d As]
Dalmations: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $30 to $40
gambler2k4: raises $100 to $140
Longhorne joins the table at seat #2
Lukieplaya: raises $4474 to $4614 and is all-in
gambler2k4: calls $855 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [8h 2d 3h]
*** TURN *** [8h 2d 3h] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [8h 2d 3h 6d] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [4d As] (a pair of Deuces)
gambler2k4: mucks hand
Lukieplaya collected $1989 from pot

[Ontario_Tory]

on a dance floor: "You don't sweat much for a fat chick..."

[JMurder3]

You: So I has a shovel...
Her: You has?
You: Yup, I be diggin you with my shovel non-hooker lady.
Her: Umm...
You: I play poker loldonkaments.
Her: You play poker...?
You: Yes...my favorite is spades...
Her: How come?
You: Cuz I don't like when my bitches be gettin knocked up what what.

[diebitter]

You have the cutest nose. I'd keep that at the top of my 'best noses' bucket.

If I collected noses.

Which I don't.

[Gone Forever]

Anybody see American Dad on Sunday?

He went to the bar to try to pick up some poontang. Makes eye contact with this hottie, walks up all cool and says:

"INTERCOURSE!"
Girl: "What?"
"INTERCOURSE!! I'M GOING TO HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH YOU!!"

It didn't work so well for him, but personally, I can't wait to try it myself.

[amachur]

"What do you say we go home and do all of the things I'm going to tell everyone we did anyway?"