Brag: I pwned my gf's bitch ass roommate

[Lurker.]

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I bet the accountant would have handled this better.

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he would have, but he'll never get a gf.

[captZEEbo]

i don't think you understand that the $ isn't the issue. I think he just doesn't want to harm the environment with wasteful a/c. however, he's still a total dbag

[ybother]

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Hide 6-12 pieces of fish in his room.

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general hippie room smell > 6-12 dead fish

[kniper]

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I don't think 'pwned' means what you think it means.

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this made me laugh

[z32fanatic]

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Hide 6-12 pieces of fish in his room.

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[Autocratic]

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i don't think you understand that the $ isn't the issue. I think he just doesn't want to harm the environment with wasteful a/c. however, he's still a total dbag

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Word. The best part of this is not OP actualy did no pwning whatsoever, but that sprinkled throughout are financial brags with no context at all.

[Squareview]

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i don't think you understand that the $ isn't the issue. I think he just doesn't want to harm the environment with wasteful a/c.


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square

[saucyspade19]

Hey guys. First off, to clear some stuff up, motel=hotel, we got a room with a hot tub so it was nice and fun anyways. A nice change of pace, she really liked it and it calmed her down.
The kid refused to take my money, so he never got any. Basically, the situation got to this point. My gf is in her room freaking out and crying, I am having the argument with this twink in her living room, the kid won't look me in the eye, he doesn't want any of it, and he wouldn't have fought me anyways. It wouldn't have been fair, he is a skinny vegetarian bitch and I work out. I have 30lbs of muscle and 5 inches on him. I sized him up, and decided putting him in the hospital and dealing with the [censored] that would come from that wasn't worth it. Whoever said to let him hit first, in retrospect, that is an excellent idea, but this kid probably would have tried some [censored] to get my arrested.
The pwning i was speaking of was basically that I won the verbal argument and he backed down in the sense that he walked away from me when I got in his face. Also, when we got back from the hotel today, he left the house.
In another situation where we are out and it is more anonymous and there is a reduced risk of assault 1 on my record, trust me I kick his ass. The situation wasn't right, and I am super bummed I didn't get to fight him, but I was drunk and I think the self-control I displayed in this situation was pretty smart, albeit lame.
Vandalizing his [censored] is childish imo, but I told my gf to run the a/c full blast and leave the lights on all the time, and run up the bill as much as possible. Other than that, I just like the idea of living well and knowing how much better my life is than his. I still find the most comical thing to be when he calls me rich like it is a pejorative, lol cash chucker. Whatev.
He probably emailed the landlord today crying about me, that would be about standard for him, so I'll post that up if the LL emails the gf. Keep it real bros.

[Sk00l4m3nts]

You sound like a douche OP.

I know douche..

[bmwguy525]

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The pwning i was speaking of was basically that I won the verbal argument and he backed down in the sense that he walked away from me when I got in his face.

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I don't think 'pwned' means what you think it means.

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