Best method to kill someone?

[edfurlong]

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yes b/c any time an unsolved murder happens, first place the cops check is ant 2+2 connection

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What if that one weekend cop sees it?!?!

[Mike Gallo]

yes b/c any time an unsolved murder happens, first place the cops check is ant 2+2 connection

I guess you not get the sublety of my humor, its casual. I will explain it to you.

Say I have a questionable lifestyle away from Two Plus Two. In other words I have been questioned for some things I have not done.Since I am an italian that works for a waste management company, the police profile me. Be that as it may. Say now I read a post titled "best method to kill someone" and respond. The police now can establish that I have responded to a.. "best method to kill someone" post.

I better stop watching Sopranos [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[cardsharkk04]

obviously use an ice knife

[siccjay]

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Make them watch Borat.

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Kill them with laughter?

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Stupidity has killed more than it's far share of people throughout history.

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Yes, but you have survived it.

[Russ M.]

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Shoot friend. Claim he was trying to stab you with icicle.

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Just shoot him and then pour a glass of water on his hand.

[DonkeyKongSr]

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Steal a 50caliber rifle, shoot victim from a mile away, clean the rifle then destroy the rifle or throw it in a large body of water, use a rental car so any evidence can't be traced back to you but still clean any areas that may contain evidence like the tires, wheel well, trunk, driver's seat, etc. Also burn all the clothes you were wearing and have a shower.

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You just named about 27 ways the CSI gang would catch you.

[Shadowrun]

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yes b/c any time an unsolved murder happens, first place the cops check is ant 2+2 connection

I guess you not get the sublety of my humor, its casual. I will explain it to you.

Say I have a questionable lifestyle away from Two Plus Two. In other words I have been questioned for some things I have not done.Since I am an italian that works for a waste management company, the police profile me. Be that as it may. Say now I read a post titled "best method to kill someone" and respond. The police now can establish that I have responded to a.. "best method to kill someone" post.

I better stop watching Sopranos [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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you watch Sporanos for its "sublety of humor"

[shaftman11]

Gun.

But not just any gun, use a Glock 9mm. True the gun may be registered in your name, and they could trace it to do this. But here is the way around it. You replace the barrel to your gun (about $150 and no permit needed for it), also replace the firing pin (less than 10 bucks and not that hard to do). So when they do take your gun from you, balistics (sp) comes back negative and they can't trace it to you.

P.S. Make sure you go to a gun range the day of the "killing" that way you have a reason to have gun shot resadue on your person.

[SNOWBALL]

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If you have a motive and are known for wanting to kill that person, its better to scrape 5k together and have a professional do it.


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Where do you find these "pros"? At the hitman store?

ummmm, u remember that "professional" hitman hired by a husband to kill a wife. The pro was like 56 years old and hid in the wife's apartment with a claw hammer. He got the drop on her, and then she strangled him to death. I don't think you can get a good pro for 5k.

Plus, you always run the risk of blackmail, them ratting you out, or your "pro" turning out to be an undercover cop.

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I wonder what the ratio of actual "pros" to undercover cops that get hired is.