Mitch Hedberg

[Maple Leafs]

Track number five will not be "chain saw juggling".

[5thstreet]

I was gonna get my teeth whitened, but instead I just got a tan.


RIP Mitch Hedberg [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[ADLinden]

I tried to walk into Target, but I missed.

[Passaman]

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I tried to walk into Target, but I missed.

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"I think the front doors to Target should have smashed people all around it"

[tisthefire]

yea, but what happened to the dufranes? they are tied up in someone's trunk and they are hungry, that is a double wammy

[sc000t]

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yea, but what happened to the dufranes? they are tied up in someone's trunk and they are hungry, that is a double wammy

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Jones...SEARCH party of 3, you can eat when you find the Dufranes.

[Gildwulf]

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Everytime I go to a craft fair I see a jar of jelly beans that says "Guess how many jelly beans are in the jar, and you win a prize?" C'mon man, let me just have some. I tell you what, you guess how many I want. If you said a handful, you are right.

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lollllll

[Gonso]

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If you like Mitch Hedberg, you should check out Steven Wright.

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FYP

[Xanta]

There are seven ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!

[JJBuffone]

I love Mitch. Easily in my top 3 comedians of all-time. R.I.P.