SSNL [cheese] thread: APRIL 2007 (nc)

[Clayton]

i just one a 45 person $20 limit tournament. rofl.

TIME TO WIN THE WEEKLY TLBBBBBB

[bpc009]

Everyone enjoys a good downswing graph, right? Almost -19BI.

[orange]

so i went to this gay 80s dance thing at my school. talk about lame. last time i went to one of those school sponsered formals, it was fun as hell. there were tons of ppl last time. this time, it sucked dick. what do you guys think about my costume?

[_TKO_]

orange: you needed thick glasses to pull it off correctly.

[orange]

also, have you guys ever seen a real life rapist before?

friend:

[Barrin6]

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so i went to this gay 80s dance thing at my school. talk about lame. last time i went to one of those school sponsered formals, it was fun as hell. there were tons of ppl last time. this time, it sucked dick. what do you guys think about my costume?



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are you in hs?

[yad]

Just donated $600 to a world-class superdonk, like one of those rare beasts from back in the days of party. 80/50/9. got AI with him on the turn 3 times, he was drawing to 5-9 outs each time, he won all 3.

whichever of you gets my money, I'd like a commission please.

Still booked a $250 win on the session, not bad considering.

[74o_Clownsuit]

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so i went to this gay 80s dance thing at my school. talk about lame. last time i went to one of those school sponsered formals, it was fun as hell. there were tons of ppl last time. this time, it sucked dick. what do you guys think about my costume?



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Most un-BALLA thing ever lawl.

[***]

My favourite zeebo theorem hand ever. Converted by hand because it obviously happened at Party.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ Hero (6 handed)

SB ($472)
Hero ($1,791.60)
UTG ($732.60)
MP ($545.44)
CO ($1,583.50)
Button ($513.98)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG folds, MP calls, CO calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $20</font>, MP calls, CO calls.

Flop: ($60) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $48</font>, MP folds, CO calls.

Turn: ($155) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets $172</font>, Hero calls.

River: ($499) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $1,551.60 (all in)</font>, CO calls (All-In).

Final Pot: $3,190

Results:
Hero has Kc Kh (full house, sixes full of kings).
CO has 8c Jd (full house, sixes full of jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins $3,190.02 from the main pot.

[terp]

barrin, you play well, but you need to know that i don't fold and cannot be bluffed off J high on the flop in a reraised pawt [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]