beat: swallowed diamond ?

[citanul]

tomorrow i'm going to the gym and leaving fake diamonds all over. i wonder how many will end up eaten.

[FakePlasticTrees]

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post of the millenium

[ebepse]

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Congrats to OP, this is a sweet thread.

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if it turns out real, this could be the robusto story of a lifetime. I'll flip until I'm swimmin in diamondzzz and buy diamond cars, diamond houses, diamond golddd

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hahaha

[DaExMan]

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yesturday i went to the gym and left fake diamonds all over. i wonder how many ended up gettin eaten.

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[B00T]

Hysterical.

A thread that finally delivers. This will be up there for best of the year.

[TyFuji]

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yesturday i went to the gym and left fake diamonds all over. i wonder how many ended up gettin eaten.

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Lol 1 and counting

[Vince.]

At first I thought this had to be a fake story but wow...just wow.

A+, would read again!

[blutarski]

Epilogue:

SPB, after puking into a strainer and fishing around for his 'diamond,' felt gross and sweaty after his ordeal.

"Damn," he said. "I could use a shower."

Without thinking, he flipped the diamond back in his mouth...

[ipot]

I can't lie.

Smart thinking with the stainer. Comming from a guy who ate a diamond, I expected a big mess if you were to puke it up and look for it.

[ebepse]

update:

it's fake

after some quick googling I found this picture on a forum comparing cubic zirconia to real diamond placed over a pen dot

left=fake , real=right




this one is mine [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]


sigh, I should have left it in there