Could my plan work? (girl advice needed)

[ed8383]

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This is awesome.


Is it f'real? I can't imagine KKF planning for this monumental post that far back in time, but he could surprise us all.

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I think Dead is the only troll capable of putting 2.5 years of work into a post like this.

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It only too me 5 min to make this what are you talking about? this is not a troll post, get out of my thread.

[skunkworks]

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ed: ill tell you outside
*now outside*
girl: so how do you get free coffee?
ed: ill buy you coffee every tuesday/thursday if you could help me out a little with my science homework (the class we share) free cofee girl you can't turn that down

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aaaaaahahahahahahha I love how you call her "girl," like you guys are in a salon getting your hair did and she said something ridiculous and all you can say to her is "Girl, pssht you'd be stupid to turn down free coffee."

what what (in the butt)

[ScottieK]

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ed: ill tell you outside
*now outside*
girl: so how do you get free coffee?
ed: ill buy you coffee every tuesday/thursday if you could help me out a little with my science homework (the class we share) free cofee girl you can't turn that down

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aaaaaahahahahahahha I love how you call her "girl," like you guys are in a salon getting your hair did and she said something ridiculous and all you can say to her is "Girl, pssht you'd be stupid to turn down free coffee."

what what (in the butt)

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OP is a smooth operator. "Come on girl, you know you want some free mocha latte, or however you latinas say it." [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Seriously OP, don't overanalyze this. Introduce yourself and just ask her out. And don't call her girl.

ScottieK

[traz]

pussy, meet the pedestal

[Sephus]

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her and all her friends in class that smile at me everytime they see me after their friend told them how she rejected me.

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so this is 6th grade?

[Mondogarage]

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In this situation i have to analyze whether she has a bf and what if any evidence do i have for that, whether she would say yes or no and what evidence to that do I have etc etc.

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Did Newhizzle ask himself those questions before Brandi came along?

Dude, you don't have to analyze *anything*. This is girls, not quantum physics, and not a poker hand. Ask her out. And if she says yes, during your coffee, you can casually ask her if she's got a boyfriend.

[traz]

What's the point in asking if she has a boyfriend?

[ed8383]

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Did Newhizzle ask himself those questions before Brandi came along?


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newhizzle has money and fame + brandi is a sloot. I have no money/no fame and the girl doesn't appear to be a sloot.

[pergesu]

Have you seen that commercial where some chick in a car pays the dry cleaning for the dude behind her? That's a waaaaaaay better plan than this stuff. I mean yeah chicks like mystery and intrigue, but if you have absolutely no self-confidence then you're going to come off creepy more than anything. So it won't work.

Beat her to the coffee shop, be like four spots ahead and tell the barista to give her the coffee when she gets to the head of the line.

Honestly though that kinda thing will require some confidence to pull it off. Cause if she comes to talk to you you can't look like a nervous freakwad.

The best thing to do at this point is practice talking to chicks that you aren't enamored with.

[ed8383]

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Beat her to the coffee shop, be like four spots ahead and tell the barista to give her the coffee when she gets to the head of the line.

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that is a really good idea. But what if I pay for the coffee, wait outside and she notices me standing outside in the spot she usually sips her cofee at and she decides to take her free cofee i bought to the back-exit of the place to avoid me.

most embarrasing moment eva??? i don't know if i can risk failing class if that happens, i don't know how i could keep attending class after that!