Favorite Quotes from Rappers

[Tyler Durden]

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"my name must be 'he ain't [censored]', cuz when I'm in my car bitches be like, 'he ain't [censored]'"

Red Man

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Clear winner so far.

[Cumulonimbus]

"listen, u wouldnt wanna miss this
i met this bitch the night before christmas
baby made my hit list christmas night
she let a nigga hit by the christmas lights
this bitch was tight, just my type
belly right, ride a dick like a bike"

"me and black jesus went to rosarita's see senoritas eating carnitas i was rockin my adidas sneakers told the waitress to get us fajitas gold teeth's left her speechless she gave me the number with a Fairfield prefix..."

-Mac Dre

[Steven_Q_Erkel]

"I'm not a business man. I'm a business, man." - Jay z.

[schundler]

"I got shot five times, but I'm still breathing/
Living proof there's a God if you need a reason" - Tupac

I don't think I believe in God but I always thought that quote was awesome.

[KMac4]

ODB was the man. The Wu-Tang is for the kids has already been mentioned, but here are a couple more.

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I kill all the government microchips in my body; I'm that paranoid nigga, at ya party; I kill all my enemies at birth; SHUT THE [censored] UP, bitch and let me stick my hands up your skirt

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Please nigga, I'm immune to all viruses; I get that cocaine, it cleans out my sinuses

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When asked about his plans for 1998 the reply was
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Lookin' for new girls to put babies in

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Link to some more quality ODB quotes. http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Ol'_Dirty_Bastard

[Scotty.]

"Quit playin' these child ass games girl
I mean I got a tattoo with your name girl
You keep messin' around, you gonna get somebody killed
Cuz if I can't have ya, nobody will"

-Brother Ali

[By-Tor]

" yo yo yo y'all...check it"?

[Ikonoclast]

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I switched my motto -- instead of saying f*** tomorrow
that buck that bought a bottle could've struck the lotto

Nas

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HELL YES.

[Ikonoclast]

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"These cats drink champagne and toast to death and pain, like slaves on a ship talkin bout who got the flyest chain"

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Wow that is colassal... holy crap... who is that?

[Ikonoclast]

"Big L is dat nigga you ex-pect to catch rep on any casette deck, im so ahead of my time my parents haven't met yet"