Full proof sex on the first date... - Page 5

Bicycles_Biatch · #41 01-30-2007, 08:29 PM

ps.. can someone PM me with some help... i'm a computer knob and don't know how to upload avatar video. I want the boobs in the light blue bathing top with the seatbelt from this page:

http://photobucket.com/videos/search...amp;force=true

Bicycles_Biatch · #42 01-30-2007, 08:30 PM

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Your intention must be getting laid and only getting laid.

Otherwise this is like flopping a royal flush your first hand... you're never going to be able to top it and the nuts are expected every hand.

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Of course those are the intentions... I don't want to date these snobby biatches... I just want to get my little guy wet a few times.

On average this dates gets me back into bed 4-5 times + Ive dated of the girls for about 3 months.

She knew exactly what I was doing upfront... but she played along and had a good time.

Hopey · #43 01-30-2007, 08:32 PM

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Your intention must be getting laid and only getting laid.

Otherwise this is like flopping a royal flush your first hand... you're never going to be able to top it and the nuts are expected every hand.

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This thread was horrible...but the terrible poker analogy just put it over the top. Yay.

Bicycles_Biatch · #44 01-30-2007, 08:34 PM

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Your intention must be getting laid and only getting laid.

Otherwise this is like flopping a royal flush your first hand... you're never going to be able to top it and the nuts are expected every hand.

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This thread was horrible...but the terrible poker analogy just put it over the top. Yay.

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you mock me now... but I guarentee the next time you are trying to bag a chick way out of your league... you are definately looking up the nearest aerial tour outfit

mjkidd · #45 01-30-2007, 08:37 PM

Lol at fuel costs being 90 bucks/half hour. A Cessna Skyhawk has a fuel capacity of 56 gallons and a range of ~600 miles, at 140 mph. You're burning about 7 gallons for half an hour, or ~20 bucks worth of fuel.

WhoIam · #46 01-30-2007, 09:15 PM

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I have a buddy that owns a pilots-licensing company and takes us up for 30 minutes for the price of fuel... about $90.00.

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So, you let your buddy watch/videotape while you bang these chicks? I could see a friend hooking you up with a discount once or twice but 8 times for just the price of fuel sounds bogus.

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This would be a great reality porn series--Single Engine Sl*ts

gusmahler · #47 01-30-2007, 09:21 PM

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If people on this forum found it that easy to get laid... I'm guessing they wouldn't have 3,417 posts on this forum.

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So what's the mathematical formula relating post count to ability to get laid? If 3417 posts = never getting laid, but your 1550+ posts = "full proof", what does 2700 posts equal?

leehrat · #48 01-30-2007, 09:41 PM

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Your intention must be getting laid and only getting laid.

Otherwise this is like flopping a royal flush your first hand... you're never going to be able to top it and the nuts are expected every hand.

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Of course those are the intentions... I don't want to date these snobby biatches... I just want to get my little guy wet a few times.

On average this dates gets me back into bed 4-5 times + Ive dated of the girls for about 3 months.

She knew exactly what I was doing upfront... but she played along and had a good time.

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put your old avatar back up

runner4life7 · #49 01-30-2007, 09:44 PM

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Your intention must be getting laid and only getting laid.

Otherwise this is like flopping a royal flush your first hand... you're never going to be able to top it and the nuts are expected every hand.

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This thread was horrible...but the terrible poker analogy just put it over the top. Yay.

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you mock me now... but I guarentee the next time you are trying to bag a chick way out of your league... you are definately looking up the nearest aerial tour outfit

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this is the dumbest thing I've ever read. You are 100% sure and state this a couple of times in one sentence (i.e. guarentee (your spelling not mine) definately (once again your spelling now mine)that this guy will use your idea next time. Do you really believe the crap that you post? I mean you couldn't even admit to full-proof being wrong.

mason55 · #50 01-30-2007, 09:53 PM

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Lol at fuel costs being 90 bucks/half hour. A Cessna Skyhawk has a fuel capacity of 56 gallons and a range of ~600 miles, at 140 mph. You're burning about 7 gallons for half an hour, or ~20 bucks worth of fuel.

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Now I dont really know what I'm talking about here, but is airplane fuel the same price as car fuel?