Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship - Page 5

hanster · #41 11-14-2006, 10:18 AM

Coming out of the closet nowadays certainly does not surprise anyone. How about tell her you're into TRANNIES

blackjack777 · #42 11-14-2006, 10:34 AM

Actually, tell her you have a thing for gay midgets.

fadedstar · #43 11-14-2006, 11:07 AM

Just tell her the exact truth and what you feel about this, that's all...

be yourself and you won't need excuses for the rest of your life...

not that hard.

Kilillan · #44 11-14-2006, 11:09 AM

Have sex with her without a condom then tell her you have AIDS

SmackinYaUp · #45 11-14-2006, 11:36 AM

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Just tell her the exact truth and what you feel about this, that's all...

be yourself and you won't need excuses for the rest of your life...

not that hard.

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I agree with the whole being a man thing. If, however, OP is half as much of a vagina as his post leads me to believe, then this will not happen.

SO, heres my suggestion:

Tell her that when you were 11, your mom bought a kitten. Tell your girlfriend that you, being a silly little kid lol, got jealous, filled the bathtub with water, and held the kitten underwater with your bare hands. Tell your girlfriend (or whatever you call her) that it was kind of weird feeling all powerful but that you would never do anything like that to your girlfriend.