GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

[GLmaestro]

I am teh winnar

[Dan87]

grimstarr rocks the grimstarr
grimstarr rocks the grimstarr

you know i just don't get it dude
everyones dissin you and acting rude
there must be a reason to all this strife
other than to laugh at you're miserable life
i guess people are still sour, won't let it go
talking about your failed coinflip and all that drama
internet soap operas, start with nothing and nowhere to go
all end the same anyway, dissing your face, life and momma
so who does that say more of, the haters or you?
i honestly don't know or care, but i know this
for some people, the internet is serious business

[obiedman]

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if you were to say "pwned" outloud, you would rhyme it with spawned? wtf?

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HEY PAUL

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hi

[People_Mover]

white guy comin' straight ain't ya. holla.

grimstarr rocks the grimstarr
grimstarr rocks the grimstarr
playin like a bitch ya gonna get stacked
look at my roll, you'll have a heart attack
bluffin' all in with the my mad 4 high
droppin' 5 g's wanna give it a try?
had to switch my roll to poker stars
is that you behind my seat playin sweet guitar?
chasin' flushes, straights and 4 of a kind
playin scared ya little bitch, that stack is mine
I can play 20 tables on ultimate bet
and post about it every 5 seconds, but better yet
have you heard I was busto, I've got the curse
played empiremaker heads up and now the [censored]'s worse
fool took my whole roll negative 900 g's
wonder how many hoes those g's will please

alright, back to work. lol

[ahnuld]

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

Grimstarrs always up in HSNL being didactive
When really he should be on the phone calling proactive

His game is soft, his game is weak
I aint talking about cards, hes never kissed a cheek

Girls wont have him, not even once,
When it comes to sex, hes a complete dunce

Hell make arangements to move allin
But when its his turn, hes gone like Flynn

Dont trust this guy, not even for a second
He talks a big game but heres his confession

hes scum, hes low, hes straight up bad
So when he asks for advice tell him he must be mad.

[MatthewRyan]

I showed this thread to a guy at work who is always telling me how easy it is be a rapper, so this is from him (lol he doesnt know anything about grim):

Some call him Grimmy, still very new,
He'd call your bluff but hes just a big jew.
High stakes is his game,
whos to blame?
ever heard of an insurance claim?
All this talk about grimmy gettin laid?
just dont be jealous
Cause that homie is overzealous
and for all you donks gettin played
might wanna think about gettiin some financial aid.

[alphatmw]

a'ight yall, listen up. check check. turn the beat up in my headphones. there's no bass in my headphones. thats better yall. a'ight listen.

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

grimstarr rocks the grimstarr, he's got like ten cars! he's hot!
he won them pushing AQ preflop!
but don't take his word for gold, i'll tell you why not
cause he's not flipping for stacks unless he's at IHOP
he lost pots and's now considered a soft spot for winnars!
cause his money gets eaten up like cough drops in winter
but don't take offense dude, he knows i'm kidding
cause he plays 25/50 while i play .25/.50

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

[ahnuld]

your friend sucks. His ryhmes have no context to each other, basically hes just ryhming words.

[Gildwulf]

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but don't take his word for gold, i'll tell you why not
cause he's not flipping for stacks unless he's at IHOP

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BIMO

[Triumph36]

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

Goin' to school at ghetto Northeast
Can't even get him poontang with yeast
Studyin all day to be an architect
But by night this [censored] turns from Clark Kent
into Grimstarr rockin the Grimstarr
25/50 Heads up Poker Superstar
Aggressive as they come, always willin to die
He says - I shove - all in - ace high
Pocket kings take him down for the fifth time
He logs on to BBV so he can cry
"Why can't I ever win, why can't I ever get paid?"
They all laugh and say, "Son, you gotta get laid"
At least we all know he ain't got the AIDS
But when he dies, there's gonna be a [censored] parade