Most embarrasing or retarded thing you ever did at a casino

[rubbrband]

Love this thread been watching it for a few days. I finally have enough time to write my post. I quit my job to go to Vegas with some friends for the WSOP (only decent decision I make in the post). I decide that since I have no job or anything I will book the tickets to be there for almost two weeks. So about a week into the trip I have been on a two day binge of drinking and gambling and go back to the room for sleep. My friends are there and convince me that the maids are coming to clean our rooms and I should go to the pool with them so the maids can get the job done. After a little arguing and my friend promising free drinks I decide, what the hell is another hour? So I go down to the pool for like three hours and get even more wasted. Come back and no maid. So I call them up and cuss them out in a drunken slur. I then lay down on the unmade bed and one of the guys (a real [censored]) says you need to wait for the maids they will be here any minute. I say “ FaQ I will get up when they get here”. He says no “get up now”. I say “FaQ I will kick you in the [censored] face”. As if, I am a ninja or something in this drunken sleep deprived state. He keeps messing with me so I decide somehow to get up. Guess I was going to show him I meant business and then lay back down. So as I walk over to him this idiot decides to start taunting me. “You won’t do it.” Well I wigged out and charged him and started whipping his ass. Before I got more than a few punches in My other friend gets out of the runs out of the shower half naked to break it up. Blood is all over the sheets from his busted forehead he goes to the other room to clean up The maids come in, and they are freaking out about the blood and changing the sheets. I pass out and wake up hours later still drunk and very groggy. I go down to the poker room to find my friends and figure out what happened. I soon realize that there is glitter and makeup all over my face. Turns out after I yelled “kick you in the face” that got the attention of the fat heffers from next door who came over after I passed out and put [censored] all over me. This is were karma bit me in the ass. Not only did I get made a fool of the naked shower guy gets to know one of the heffers and starts dating her even though she is from Illinois and a royal biactch. Now she has moved in gotten pregnant and they are engaged.

[Felix_Nietzsche]

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First time I ever played in a casino, I played 2/4 limit at the Trop in AC. I am in the #10 seat, to the right of the dealer. The guy to my right won about 3 out of 4 hands, so when the dealer got up to change w/ the new dealer, he tosses a $5 tip to the dealer. But he didn't see it, and it landed on top of the money that the dealers are in charge of. Not knowing any better, I just grab it to give to the dealer before he leaves and within 2 mins, about 5 security guys come over and yell at me/count the money on the table. I ended up delaying the game for like 30 mins. because of it.

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Please educate this internet player.
What should you have done?

[DanPoker]

Getting drunk at the Rio after missing a cash in the WSOP 1500 Limit event by two spots and not eating all that night and the next day. Going to Hooter's to get wings or steak (depended how the BJ budget held up). Had $500 to start, ran it up to $750 before leaving the Rio. I woke up back at the Rio. $0. Still hungry. I have a blurry memory of doing multiple shots at the BJ table with a buddy, and then having security assist me out to a cab with him. They were very polite.



Felix, never go into a dealer's rack. Notify the dealer, even the next one about the extra chip, and they'll count the tray to make sure it's correct. Security came because it appears that you're stealing from the casino.

[Tony_P]

rubbrband,

here's a gift for you:

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TP

[kiwi]

Casino in Auckland opens a craps table out of the blue. So me and a buddy decide to play drunken craps, with NO CLUE whatsoever about the the game. Of course I turn my $200 into about $900, and get given a $250 chip - funny purple colour. I am wasted, but have the foresight to stash the monster chip in my pocket. Of course dice go cold, and I am busto. I haul out my "big" chip, and after a few silent rehearsals, (I still have no [censored] clue how to play) place the lot on the next roll. I am "pressing hardways, horn midnight high, place the 6 and 8", all the sh1t I have been hearing for the last hour.

Boxman looks at me like I have crawled out from under a rock....."say again"?
I repeat my carefully rehearsed, drunken $250 bet.
Boxman tosses purple chip back - "not with $2.50 you won't"

Umm ok - carry on without me, guys

[LuckyTxGuy]

It's nothing compared to any of the stories so far but it was still very embarrassing at the time....

I was playin $1/$2 NL at the Eldorado in Shreveport, La and it was getting late and our table broke up. I get moved to another nearby table with a brand new female dealer who've I've never been at a table with before. I'm unracking my chips and getting adjusted in my chair etc when the guy next to me starts babbling like we are old friends. I get dealt 73o and fold. Next hand I get 73o off again. I haven't acted yet as the action is about two people ahead of me and when I see the 73o again I lean over to the guy who's been talking non-stop and say in a quiet to normal tone of voice "if I get this junk hand again I guess I'm going to have to play it or go all-in". (I did not show him my hand, as my cards were capped) Instantly this lady dealer almost comes out of her seat and yells "This is your FIRST and your LAST warning, if you say all-in again, I will make you put EVERY last chip you have in the pot! This is a poker table and your words are binding." Wow, I'm speechless and turning red as a beet when I realize she's not through with her speech, she's just catching her breath. She starts in again, "It is my job to up hold the integrity of this game and I will not allow people to make verbally binding actions and then not follow through with them. So again, this is the ONLY warning you will get. Next time ALL your chips are going in the middle of the pot!" Holy cow, I'm ready to get under the table now!

The worst part was, I did NOT say "all-in". I said "if I get this junk hand again I guess I'm going to have to play it or go all-in." And the action was not even on me yet. Granted I know saying the words all-in is something to be very careful about but I've played enough poker to know the rules and saying "I think I might bet" or "I think I might check" doesn't require that you do it, especially when the action isn't even on you yet.

Anyway, it was very embarassing and I've never been berated by a dealer for anything and this was one of those scoldings like only your mom would give you. Needless to say I was glad to see it was the end of her down. Once she left several of the players joked about it and said she'd been that way about everything for the last 30 minutes.

[UpstateNYAAonly]

lose money

[JoeyNoOne]

Ok. You asked for it so here it is.

A few months ago on a Friday I left straight from work in Baton Rouge to Harrahs N.O. Got there and proceded to get stuck $1000 right off the bat in the 2-5 NLH Game. Bought in for my last $300 and started drinking heavily. G&amp;Ts eventually turns into Gin &amp; Ice. Game breaks around 6 am and somehow I have 3k in front of me. I can barely walk or see and proceed to my car in the garage to take a nap. On the way there I get the bright idea that I can make it back to B.R. in time for the 9am tournament.

I do make it there in time, but as I'm stumbling through the longest walk ever to the casino I feel the unmistakable pain of impending diarhea. I try to run to the bathroom in the restaurant by the ramp but trip on the escalator and sh*t all over myself. Security runs over to make sure I'm ok and I know they can smell the sewage. My elbow was busted open and gushing blood. Thank god I didn't have shorts on b/c the crap was running down my leg.

I drag myself back up, tell them that I'm fine, and rush to the bathroom, leaving a wonderful present in the trash for the cleaning lady. Its now out of the question to play in the tournament so I head home.

I arrive back at my apartment and the entrance way looks like a war zone b/c my brother had a party that must have just ended. I look around and notice this girl who is half naked on my couch (bra and panties only!) I walk closer and see that this chick I went to high school with that just moved down here. In my drunken state I am actually thinking that I have a chance to get some a$$. I lean down to say something to her and I see what may be the grossest thing ever. SHE IS COVERED IN HER OWN PUKE. I'm talkin she had some kind of chinese noodles for dinner and must not have chewed them up very well.

Repulsed, I make sure that she is still breathing and then proceed to my room to get some sleep when I rememeber that I am still covered in blood and sh*t. WTF...I was gonna try to hook up with this girl with sh*t all over me.

Shower up and through my ccothes in the washer then go to bed to get some sleep. My brother comes in my room later to tell me that one of my buddies called him to make sure that I was ok b/c he saw me fall at the casino and then heard the security guards laughing about "this drunk guy who just fell down the escalator and sh*t on himself."

[Off Duty]

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Ok. You asked for it so here it is.

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My brother comes in my room later to tell me that one of my buddies called him to make sure that I was ok b/c he saw me fall at the casino and then heard the security guards laughing about "this drunk guy who just fell down the escalator and sh*t on himself."

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You win.

[BBD]

winner!