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#41
10-09-2006, 11:46 AM
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Re: math joke that deserves its own topic
A bunch of Polish scientists decided to flee their repressive government by hijacking an airliner and forcing the pilot to fly them to a western country. They drove to the airport, forced their way on board a large passenger jet, and found there was no pilot on board. Terrified, they listened as the sirens got louder. Finally, one of the scientists suggested that since he was an experimentalist, he would try to fly the aircraft.
He sat down at the controls and tried to figure them out. The sirens got louder and louder. Armed men surrounded the jet. The would be pilot's friends cried out, "Please, please take off now!!! Hurry!!!" The experimentalist calmly replied, "Have patience. I'm just a simple pole in a complex plane." 
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#43
10-09-2006, 12:09 PM
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#44
10-09-2006, 12:21 PM
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Re: math joke that deserves its own topic
I can't believe this one hasn't been said...
Ever heard of the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.
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#45
10-09-2006, 12:36 PM
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Q: what did one mathematician say to the other one? A: ur a poof lol Q: what did the mathematician say to the dustpan? A: hey do u wanna hang out n go for coffe or something... lol rejectedbyadustpanaments. Q: what do you get when u take the laplace transform of f(t)=5t+e^(2+t)? A: duh obv a super robot tranformazoid transformers in disguise Q: what did einstien say to his missus just after he got stoned and came up with the theory of special relativity? A: hey puff puff give, u wanna [censored]? P.S. i made these up my self. [/ QUOTE ] I loled a lot here.
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#46
10-09-2006, 12:52 PM
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#48
10-09-2006, 01:18 PM
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[ QUOTE ] you mean area of a pizza you [censored] [/ QUOTE ] THIS IS EITHER THE MOST BRILLIANT POST IN THE HISTORY OF BBV OR THE DUMBEST SCHMUCK ON THE INNANET [/ QUOTE ] i'm leaning to the latter of the two options
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