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Old 08-23-2006, 10:27 AM
bfd1211 bfd1211 is offline
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Default Re: My gf doesn\'t wish to see snakes on a plane

Tell her you will buy her rubber snakes to throw at the crowd to ensure she has fun.
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Old 08-23-2006, 10:30 AM
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Default Re: My gf doesn\'t wish to see snakes on a plane

Your girlfriend is a realdoll. She doesn't actually have opinions
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Old 08-23-2006, 10:30 AM
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Default Re: My gf doesn\'t wish to see snakes on a plane

My girlfriend as well fails to see the awesomeness that is snakes on a plane. GOT DAMN.
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Old 08-23-2006, 11:15 AM
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Default Re: My gf doesn\'t wish to see snakes on a plane

my gf loved it. you guys must just have dumb gfs
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Old 08-23-2006, 11:27 AM
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Default Re: My gf doesn\'t wish to see snakes on a plane

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my gf loved it. you guys must just have dumb gfs

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Yeah, my GF wants to see it. You guys suck by association.
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Old 08-23-2006, 12:20 PM
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Default Re: My gf doesn\'t wish to see snakes on a plane

PHDTS
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Old 08-23-2006, 12:24 PM
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Default Re: My gf doesn\'t wish to see snakes on a plane

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i got mine to give me head during the "I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER-[censored] SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER-[censored] PLANE!"

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putting your dick in a large popcorn during the movie doesn't count

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how many large popcorns could you have bought if you had won that T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] hand at TS?
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Old 08-24-2006, 03:32 AM
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Default Re: My gf doesn\'t wish to see snakes on a plane

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Brag: My girlfriend wants to see this movie, thus making her more awesome than yours.

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my girlfriend could beat the crap out of your girlfriend. of course she could probably beat me up too if she gets mad enough [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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neverforgetlol - Inform your girlfriend that she just isn't girlfriend material anymore. If she objects you dump her. And if she agrees, well you dump her.

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our relationship is based on pain so that might be funny.
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Old 08-24-2006, 03:42 AM
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our relationship is based on pain...

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The spanky fun kind or standard kind?
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Old 08-24-2006, 03:44 AM
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Default Re: My gf doesn\'t wish to see snakes on a plane

emotional (we're just very sarcastic towards each other) and physical (the good physical) [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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