I just threw $100 in cosmetics into the garbage can at SFO airport

[bad beetz]

I just threw the following items into a wastebasket at SFO airport:

New bottle Christian Dior Fahrenheit Cologne ($60)
Fancy hair stuff my moms got me ($20)
Toothpaste, deodorant, shave cream ($15)

How am I going to get laid without my fancy new cologne? Or deodorant for that matter? Man I so didn’t want to wait in that line, I’ll just get new stuff at the gift shop at Caesars.

The chick attendant was like “you sure you want to throw that away? I love that stuff, you should check it.” And I’m like “I’m rich byotch!” Actually I just moped and tossed it in.

I had to remove my sandals. SANDALS, [censored], SANDALS!

Could I have gotten back in line and checked my bags and still made my flight? Probably, almost assuredly…. Definitely, 100% But, [censored]! Man did I not want to. And would I have had time to write this waste of time post? Definitely not.

If I see a terrorist today I’m going to kick him squa in the nuts and then make him buy me some cologne and introduce me to some hot ass female terrorist. Then I’m going to roundhouse kick her in the nuts and shoot her squid with lasers from my eyes.

[NT!]

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If I see a terrorist today I’m going to kick him squa in the nuts and then make him buy me some cologne and introduce me to some hot ass female terrorist.

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Beetz,

I think if any of these hot female terrorists existed, their menfolk wouldn't be blowing themselves up in public places trying to get into a paradise full of virgins. So your plan may be flawed.

Basically, you paid 100 bucks not to wait in a retarded line. For the everyday guy this might seem crazy but for a baller like yourself, what else is new?

I would pay 100 bucks to be able to not care about basically paying 100 bucks not to wait in line.

NT

[Tron]

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How am I going to get laid without my fancy new cologne?

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And I’m like “I’m rich byotch!”

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Play on, player.

[bad beetz]

That line was long, man. Like real long. And those people looked sad. Like real sad.... And disappointed.. And pissed.

I don't need those crackas bringin me down! How am I gonna keep my dice hand HOT if I got Johnny and Janine Midwest heifer with two cryin kids bitchin’ about how they're gonna miss their family reunion in Wyoming cousin Lienel's ranch? We're going to miss the pig roast! Shut up, bitch, and for Christ sake, smile! Maybe you could do without eating a pig roast anyway, look at the [censored] silver lining! Gotta keep my dice hand HOT bitch! Blow on it... yes.... blow on it bitch blow on it....

[NT!]

This is pretty much why I drive rather than fly whenever possible. I'm going to be very sad when there's no more gasoline.

NT

[Georgia Avenue]

beetz: I hope you at least slathered yourself in product before getting on the plane...you could have offered some to Johnny and Jamie too--they look like they could use some Top and Tail...

[hotsauce615]

I went to a yankee game last night and they made me open my drink make me take a sip, and also like looked at my ipod for like 5 minutes.

[samjjones]

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How am I going to get laid without my fancy new cologne?

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Paging Joe Tall...

[Joe Tall]

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How am I going to get laid without my fancy new cologne?

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Paging Joe Tall...

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How do you know that I don't wear cologne?

[El Diablo]

beetz,

This is funny, because after reading some news story about airport delays, I was just commenting to someone today about what kind of complete retard would go to the airport today with liquid/toothpaste/etc. in their carryons.