no seriously

[tuq]

I just want to post in this thread before it gets deleted.

Oh yeah and also a guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist looks at him and says "I can clearly see your nuts".

[tuq]

Pudge,

That joke was way too short to be by someone from the Politics forum.

[Tom1975]

Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning.
He told Bush that three Brazilian soldiers were killed
in Iraq. All of the color ran from Bush's face. Then
he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly
shaken and was almost whimpering.

Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld,
"Just exactly how many is a brazillion?"

[By-Tor]

who broke #sstakes? did you [censored] kill the internet????

[AmazingBlender]

Whats the difference between a girl from new jersey and trash?

-Trash sometimes gets picked up.

[AmazingBlender]

What should a woman that came back from the battered womens shelter do?

- The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

[miajag]

What time does a Chinaman go to the dentist?

- Two thirty.

[Phoenix1010]

[ QUOTE ]
What should a women that came back from the battered womans shelter do?

- The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

[/ QUOTE ]

I never got why the plural and singular of women/woman was so hard for some people.

['Chair]

when [censored] sees this, you're so banned...































... oh oh ooooo sick burn