Hot Russian MySpace girl tries to scam me. (Very long with pics!)

[SackUp]

Good story. Definitely try going out with her again.

[Sooga]

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Did you know that if you obtain a certain level in MMA fighting that you can go to jail if you do not warn the person first that you know MMA and you are involved in a fight.

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Did you know it's possible to deal with social situations in ways that don't involve violence?

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You weak/tight and a wuss by the way. But thanks for the input Muhatma.

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Should I feel honored that you decided to respond to my reply twice?

Oh, and yea, next time someone says something like "I can kick your ass", I'll get into a fight with them. THAT'll show em!

[gumpzilla]

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You weak/tight and a wuss by the way.

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You insulted him poker-style. Edgy!

[SackUp]

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Why didnt you offer her the $150 for sex?

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Like I said I misplayed the hand. I should have pushed the river.

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please don't use poker analogies. it is almost as bad as talking about your bowhunting and computer hacking skills before a fight or claiming you quit a $250k job b/c you don't want to work for the man.

[FlyWf]

Tom-Yum-Goong is the best action movie of the year. In fact, this thread has made me start watching it again.

[billyjex]

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Was there no way to play along and try to get some russian ass out of the deal?

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Uhh I would say he had a 0.01% chance of getting laid here.

[Pigslice]

Muay thai boxers represent!

Also people, his actions were in the heat of the moment, stop acting like you make perfect decisions when you're pissed off or someone is threatening you.

What you said to the dude was pretty hilarious and this was a good read.

btw - i find the dance to be pretty boring, but I like the atmosphere the music creates

[willie]

funny side note on my side

i have friends from college who got wrapped up in this sh!t
it was really hilarious to hear them try to pitch it to me.

similar style signup enthusiasm- young guys came in like boiler room and hyped up this scam and got a few signed up for it. They laugh about how stupid they were a mere 2 years later. doyyy

[Sykes]

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Did you know that if you obtain a certain level in MMA fighting that you can go to jail if you do not warn the person first that you know MMA and you are involved in a fight.

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Did you know it's possible to deal with social situations in ways that don't involve violence?

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You weak/tight and a wuss by the way. But thanks for the input Muhatma.

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Should I feel honored that you decided to respond to my reply twice?

Oh, and yea, next time someone says something like "I can kick your ass", I'll get into a fight with them. THAT'll show em!

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It won't?

[dogdrool]

I liked how the OP's poker sense about getting bluffed didn't kick in until he entered the hotel lobby. Mine would have kicked in the moment a hot girl messaged me on myspace and wasn't interested in the quick dippin. If not then, it would have kicked in when the meeting was anything other than a normal girl request of meeting at a neutral public space like a bar or coffee house.

I also like how the OP actually sat through the presentation. I would have asked ol Vera "what the hell is this?" and then said something approximating "I'm leaving."

I also liked how some dude's bogus claims about income and education somehow brought out the rage. How is this not an easy situation to walk away from? I could see, maybe, if you were 6 pints in down at the watering hole. But in this case, I'm baffled.

Finally, I need to pimp some hot girls out to message suckers on MySpace and trick them into buying some crap for me or something. "Oh, baby. Just meet me over at the Best Buy, right near the HD Plasmas."

Oh yeah, Diebitter? SIIHP. She pwned you. Don't park in the fire lane. blah blah blah.