OT- Free coaching/lap dances!

[caretaker1]

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I may get a small set of those made, but it wouldn't be my default line.

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Ok. Then what's the default line? Are you getting them made just for kicks? I need some direction so I can get a crack at those lessons.

[billxo1b]

"Gaming Specialist"

[zipppy]

I decided to do a little research to find something simple and fitting. I went to wikipedia to look up business cards.

Check out the picture on the business card page.


Anyone else recognize Adanthar's avatar? Crazy.

In honor of that coincidence (or is it?), I'd like to nominate the caption from the business card on wiki:

"Expert"

Simple and completely accurate. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

zip

edit: oh, and it's vague enough that you can make up a story about what you're an expert in everytime someone sees it.

[Barcalounger]

Chip Importer / Exporter
Shipping

[SuitedSixes]

International Game and Fish Agent
Aquarium Manager
Random Number Generator Inspector
Short Term Speculative Investor
Pasty Inspector
Professional Wingman
Debt Reallocation Specialist
"If I Can Help Skipperbob I Can Help Anybody"
"They don't call me 'Bones' because I'm skinny . . . it's because I have two."

[TravestyFund]

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Acutally forget the best strip clubs! Where are the cheap ones that have hot girls in them? Last time I was in vegas for spring break I went to one that is 18 and over because im only 20. This was my first time in a strip club and it cost 30 bucks just to get in! Many girls approached me asking me if i wanted a lapdance but all i had was 50 bucks in my pocket so i had to pick the best one. I finally picked this hot azn one because i have a thing for asians =0. She took me to the 15 min, 30 min, 1 hour room but i told her i couldnt afford it. She thought i was rich because i was wearing a Lacoste polo shirt haha. She then took me to another room where she gave me my first lapdance. It was great!!! She knew how to work it! The lapdance cost 35 bucks and i soon realized i only have 50 bucks in my pocket. I didnt want to tip her the whole 50 so i asked for change. You can't tip that much for a lap dance right? The lapdance only lasted for a couple minutes =(. Whoever been to the 30 min room or 1 hour room, What do they do in there? What is the differences between the 18 and over strip clubs and the 21 and over ones? Im sad that is the first time i felt boobies [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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Eh, there are asian "massage" parlors all over town where you can get more than a lap dance for around 100 bucks. I'm no expert but I know they exist. I also have a thing for the asian ladies, which might explain why I married one

In the 30 min "VIP" room they just grind you longer and harder and pretend that you matter to them. No biggie.

Indy

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How much harder can they grind and can they last 30 minutes? Is there any strip clubs with no entrance fee's and 20 dollar lap dances =0. Seems like you can blow your whole bankroll in a stripclub in a couple of hours! Any tips to get the strippers to dance longer for free [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] No i don't want to go to a whorehouse im saving myself for the right girl [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] Last of all how much are you suppose to tip?

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OK buddy, I think thats enough. Youre startin' to freak me out.

[FUJItheFISH]

bones,

"bubble boy". unoriginal but still poker related, especially to tournaments.

fuji

[Deuce2High]

Short Stack Specialist

[zipppy]

What site do you play on? You could say:

"Party Specialist"

[turbojunge]

Professional Gambler