Getting to Know You... OOT Style

[mrkilla]

Name: Rob
Age:28
Hometown / Current Residence:NYC
Occupation: Systems Admin for a Hedge Fund
Marital / SO Status: Single
Children: none that I know of
Education: College Drop out (2 yearsish)
Hobbies (other than poker): Classic Car Repair, Video Games, Smoking up
Poker Skills: Almost Exculsively B+M 20/40 LH ,5/10 NLH ,10/20 Omaha H/L
Useless(ful) Trivia About Me: I am/was a volunteer fire fighter
How Many 5 Year Olds?: 30

[Elevens]

I didn't realize there were so many Mikes in OOT.

[P Chippa]

First Name: Dan
Age: 28
Hometown / Current Residence: Rochester, NY
Occupation: Machine Shop Office MoFo
Marital / SO Status: Married
Children: 1 - 5 year Daughter
Education: HS
Hobbies (other than poker): Cooking, growing veggies, playing horseshoes
Poker Skills: I'm good at not pairing the flop w/AK (32x in a row is my record)
Useless(ful) Trivia About Me: I play guitar a little.
How Many 5 Year Olds?: 50

[Ron Burgundy]

First Name: Eric
Age: 23
Hometown / Current Residence: Chicago
Occupation: Poker, casino whoring, sports betting
Marital / SO Status: single
Children: HELL NO
Education: I went to some alternative HS for retards, no college
Hobbies (other than poker): golf and golf clubmaking, cooking, nutrition, investing, knives and knife throwing, making gimmick accounts, watching porn
Poker Skills: I play 5/10 and 10/20 limit holdem, and $50-$100 PLO occasionally
Useless(ful) Trivia About Me: None, I'm the most boring person ever
How Many 5 Year Olds?: maybe 3 or 4, I just wouldn't have the energy

[WayAbvPar]

First Name: Jason (Jay)
Age: 36
Hometown / Current Residence: Bellevue WA
Occupation: Help Desk Monkey
Marital / SO Status: Married
Children: 1 20 pound cat
Education: College dropout
Hobbies (other than poker): Video games, Horse Racing, reading, fantasy sports
Poker Skills: I can riffle 16 chips at a time ;P
Useless(ful) Trivia About Me: I am a master of useless trivia, as a matter of fact. Also, Mac (of Mac and Jack's African Amber fame) is my dad's cousin.
How Many 5 Year Olds?: Not many. Children frighten me.

[man]

First Name: Reggie
Age: 21
Hometown / Current Residence: north reading MA
Occupation: student (for the next three days, then I will be "unemployed")
Marital / SO Status: single
Children: none
Education: B.A. in math, political science
Hobbies (other than poker): running
Poker Skills: lol
Useless(ful) Trivia About Me: I'm descended from miles standish and robert e lee. my great-great(-great?)-grandfather was speaker of the massachusetts state house.
How Many 5 Year Olds?: 15 at least.

[lozen]

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First Name: Ray
Age: 41
Hometown / Current Residence:Edmonton
Occupation:Sales
Marital / SO Status: Single
Children: 8 year old Aussie Shep cross
Education: 1 year college
Hobbies (other than poker): Biking
Poker Skills: This month i wonder 7 out of 10
Useless(ful) Trivia About Me:
How Many 5 Year Olds?ont understand

[indczn]

First Name: Scott
Age: 21
Hometown / Current Residence: Scottsdale, AZ
Occupation: self-employed student
Marital / SO Status: non-existent
Children: see above
Education: self - educated
Hobbies (other than poker): bowling, hockey, fantasy sports, reading
Poker Skills: nut peddling
Useless(ful) Trivia About Me: can't give myself a concussion.
How Many 5 Year Olds?: pi

[Hopey]

First Name: Paul
Age: 31
Hometown / Current Residence: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Occupation: Programmer/analyst with the federal gov't
Marital / SO Status: Married
Children: None
Education: BA Law, plus a college diploma in programming
Hobbies (other than poker): Softball, curling, soccer, badminton
Poker Skills: In the last 6 months I've won a lot more than I've lost. Before that, I was a losing player.
Useless(ful) Trivia About Me: My cats breath smells like cat food
How Many 5 Year Olds?: All of them.

[Anacardo]

First Name: James. Nobody on Earth calls me this except for a couple of professors that I never bothered to correct. Hi, I'm Ross.
Age: 23.5
Hometown / Current Residence: Tyler, TX. ~80 miles east of Dallas. We produce a superior grade of roses and high school girls; that pretty much wraps up our contributions.
Occupation: Professional poker player / br0backer.
Marital / SO Status: Single to the point of solipsism.
Children: None, but kids and me are down.
Education: BA, History, University of Texas, 2004, thoroughly undistinguished.
Hobbies (other than poker): Fencing, cooking, reading, watching / playing sports, one-legged squats and the occasional cave dive.
Poker Skills: Classically respectable, but unremarkable.
Useless(ful) Trivia About Me:

-Homeless men have offered me food and money on two separate occasions.

-I shoot perhaps 15 points better on the basketball court with enormous, misshapen lumps of tape than with an actual ball.

-I have no documented evidence to substantiate my claim, but I state with confidence that I invented the word "fartknocker" sometime around 1992.

-I have such miserable luck at dice that my friends in high school took to replacing the word 'loss' with 'Ross,' as in, "I Rossed again, I'm such a Rooser."

-I could really go for some decent guacamole right now.

How Many 5 Year Olds?: A [censored]. I am a killing machine.