favorite thing to say in chat box when sucked out on

[Riverman]

im not tipping the dealer anymore

[Grey]

I think I just killed my dog because of you.

[elcastigador]

"You know, I'm trying to think on the same poker level as you, but I'm really having a hard time shoving my head that far up my ass, oh but nh."


that and....


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[FlashyG]

This is a post a while back from "Pokey" and is the main reason for what i say when i get sucked out on.

Its called "The parable of the street vendor. "


[ QUOTE ]
This is a completely true story that I just made up.

There was this street vendor. He was extremely smart -- a savvy businessman, well aware of his revenues and costs, his profits and his results. One day while he was working, two tourists approached him. They were clearly out of their element, knowing nothing about the vending business.

"I'd like a small drink," the first tourist said.

"You are a total moron," the vendor said. "You have no CLUE. The small drink is only 10 cents cheaper than the big drink, but the big drink costs me 40 cents more to make. Only a complete idiot would buy the small drink, and every time you buy that one you just put money into my pocket, stupid."

"Oh! Well, then I'll take the large drink," the tourist said.

The vendor smiled -- he had proven to the first tourist how smart he was.

"I'll have a hot dog," the second tourist replied.

"Geez, what is it, dumb <censored> day today?? Do you know ANYTHING, imbecile? Do you realize that most stores sell hot dogs for 50 cents each? I'm going to charge you $2.50 because you're too dumb to know the difference. God, how could a retard like you even function in a modern society? GEEZ."

"Hmmmm...well, if that's going to be your attitude, then never mind; I'll just leave," the second tourist said.

As he watched the two tourists walk away, the vendor swelled with pride, because he knew that BOTH of the tourists now understood how clever he was.

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[SkinnyLittleTwig]

god

pokey is really [censored] smart

[sefaje]

thank you for the touching story

i felt like i was THERE

[Patrick Bateman]

Usually I say nothing, but exceptions are made. When I'm drunk for example. Then it is usually something along the lines of 'let's do some heads up, just for fun'. They never accept, which might be good since I'm drunk and all.

[illegit]

When it's a draw out, and it's a horrendous play then I sometimes say variations of:

"Why do you hate money?"
"What did money ever do to you to make you hate it so much?"
"Do you have a furnace in your house used specifically for burning money, or do you only burn it at online poker?"
"Did an uncle or priest give you money as a child in exchange for certain favors, and payment for keeping silent? If so, that would explain your hatred for money. Can't really think of another reason anyone would hate money as much as you do"
etc.

[ShipIt77]

[ QUOTE ]
My favorite line is "Thanks for the money perky ".

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[Dids]

I've been hella yelling at people on the table. My favorite was "THAT IS NOT HOW YOU PLAY THAT HAND" to somebody who totally outplayed me when he runner runnered a flush or this:

(after being called down for the 2nd time by QQ which was an overpair to the board but got 3-bet by my lesser hand preflop because I am an agro poo flinging monkey)

Dids: "OK PEOPLE"
Dids: "QQ IS A GREAT HAND"
Dids: "PLZ RAISE WITH IT OFTEN"
Fish: "It's only a pair"
Dids: "I know, it only has two outs to improve"