Chances my brother might be gay?!

[SoCal'sBrother]

There isn't anything gay about slapping a man's ass, in fact it is an enjoyable hetero bonding mechanism.

[SoCal'sBrother]

Professional athletes do it all the time.

[Hopey]

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Professional athletes do it all the time.

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Slapping a teammate's ass after he hits a game winning homer != Slapping a friend's ass in the dark while he bangs a chick

[SoCalQuest]

IP check on "SoCal's Brother" and "noonun" please. Perma IP ban as well.

[SuperUberBob]

The first option IMHO is better. The odds of him saying "yes" are probably zero. The third one, however, is extremely funny.

[inside??]

There is no way your brother is gay from that act. But if you want to be sure blow him and see if he resists.

[barryc83]

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I believe may brother may just have a propensity for awkward situations.

After returning home from Vegas during my teen years, I was super horny and just had to masturbate. I get under the covers and start doing my thing.

My brother then enters and says, "Are you jacking off?". Of course, I reply with a "No". He rips my sheets off and sees me with a shirt on, and my shorts at my ankles. He then says, "Thought so", takes my sheets and leaves the room.

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This is creep. Also, you brother definitely loves the [censored].

[RayPowers]

... I don't understand...


How is this not nos1nos2?

Ray

[JackWilson]

I don't see what this drunken episode has to do with whether your brother might be gay or not.

I just wanted to add, for the record, I used to have straight porn on my pc and slag off homosexuals too.

[Hopey]

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... I don't understand...


How is this not nos1nos2?

Ray

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I think it's the home casino guy. Most of his OP's contain a "background" section like the OP in this thread:

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Background on my brother: 25 years old, anti-social and awkward. Has had sex a few times, but has never been in a commited relationship.

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