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beat: stupid big sunglasses trend
as previously documented, i came to america a couple weeks ago to visit my friend. things have been good. anyway, yesterday i was walking on the beach and i met this girl.
it turns out she lives right there on the beach. what a stroke of good fortune. we went into her house and she took me to her room. naturally, i removed her giant sunglasses so as to properly bang her. thats when things took a turn for the worse... SHE TRAPPED ME!!! i recoiled in horror. what a scam. after i recovered, i let her suck my weener, but i felt so ripped-off i could hardly enjoy it. the end |
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