The Worst Song I've Ever Heard

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The lyrics are awful.

[suzzer99]

Seriously guys, seriously. Listen to this, then weep before your master.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FywnbpC9i_s

[Triumph36]

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Dave Barry ran a poll on this a while back, here's the results.

My personal pick is "What's Going On" by 4 non blondes, absolute mystery to me how that godawful song became a radio hit.

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if we can only nominate popular songs (meaning Yoko Ono isn't involved), I'd nominate "Wooly Bully" by Sam The Sam And The Pharaohs. This song puts me on tilt like Dids when he sees the word "black" on the internet.

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wtf this song is awesome, with the cheesy electric organ and its use in full metal jacket

anyway i feel like this pink song is really great to shop to - i think i should be in a grocery store when i'm listening to it. that [censored], twangy guitar, forgettable lyrics - there's a genre called 'Music to Pick Out Produce by' and this falls right into it.

there are way worse songs - songs that are loud and annoying and obnoxious and terrible. and then there's long, rambling songs like 'american pie' which go on for ages and have no discernible point.

[Jay Riall]

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Seriously guys, seriously. Listen to this, then weep before your master.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FywnbpC9i_s

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Wow. People will listen to ANYTHING the marketing companies spoon-feed the these days. I wonder what Ozzy thought when he first heard the song.

[Triumph36]

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Seriously guys, seriously. Listen to this, then weep before your master.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FywnbpC9i_s

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wow - this started out just generic and bad and then turned a whole new shade of awful

[Fabian]

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Seriously guys, seriously. Listen to this, then weep before your master.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FywnbpC9i_s

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Sweet mother of god.

[Los Feliz Slim]

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Seriously guys, seriously. Listen to this, then weep before your master.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FywnbpC9i_s

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I made it to :50, when the "blah blah blah" stuff began. The ironing was tasty, though.

[metsandfinsfan]

definitely aweful

[Claunchy]

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Seriously guys, seriously. Listen to this, then weep before your master.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FywnbpC9i_s

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Wow that is really bad. Like it doesn't even have the slick production of most generic mainstream crap. Kelly's voice sounds so awful.

Re: Dear Mr. President -- Is that the actual video for the song or just some YouTube slideshow someone made up? Either way, that song is obviously retarded, but it's not even in the same league as the Kelly Osbourne song.

And mbillie, STFU JT rulz.

[suzzer99]

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Seriously guys, seriously. Listen to this, then weep before your master.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FywnbpC9i_s

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I made it to :50, when the "blah blah blah" stuff began. The ironing was tasty, though.

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I understand. I can't listen to it all the way through at once either--not w/o wanting to reach inside my mouth and pull myself inside out by my small intestines. But the best parts are the middle.