Calling all crime solvers (maybe NSFW pics?)

[Tyler Durden]

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I cannot come up with a Big Lebowski joke here.

But I didn't really try very hard, to be honest.

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Speaking of The Big Lebowski....I'm going to DudeFest here in Arlington, VA tonight. TR tomorrow.

DudeFest

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damn, this is a good mystery. for real. we're going to have to hire a brother shamus on this one.

my first reaction was that mike definately dropped trow and took a dump on your carpet.

however, the lack of pee pretty much destroys that theory. it's nearly impossible for me to take a dump without pissing, and if i've been drinking i know that there has got to be piss involved.

I really doubt that some animal roamed into your house and took a dump. plus, it was cold, and the door was only seen closed. also, if an animal came into your house to dump it would have most likely peed as well. maybe not in the same spot, but there would be piss somewhere. my dogs spray 4 or 5 times then dump, and then spray a few more times. so i think we can rule out an animal.

i think mike is still involved. that or one of your roomates is playing a weird prank. i think someone took a log off the lawn or out of the toilet and dumped it on your carpet. probably mike.

(you don't have a dog do you? because if you have a dog it is dog [censored].)

[Alobar]

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it was that chick who rummaged through Alobar's garage

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that was my first thought as well!

Kipin,

do you have a dog? If its not human crap where did it come from? If you dont have a dog it would be pretty hard to find a freshly laid turd to drop in the middle of the room.

I agree the fact there isnt piss everywhere is odd, but couldnt it have just dried up? But the logistics of popping a squat in the middle of the room while blackout level drunk I would think makes it very unlikely. He would have to have WANTED to crap on your floor, is he the kinda guy that would think that was funny? Go drain his bladder then deuce. Strange

No way it was an animal that snuck into your house tho

[kipin]

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do you have a dog? If its not human crap where did it come from? If you dont have a dog it would be pretty hard to find a freshly laid turd to drop in the middle of the room.

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We have no dog, and the immediate neighbors don't even have a dog that could lay a log like that.

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I agree the fact there isnt piss everywhere is odd, but couldnt it have just dried up?


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No chance there was ever any piss on the floor.

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He would have to have WANTED to crap on your floor, is he the kinda guy that would think that was funny?

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VERY unlikely. We aren't the Jackass type to pull pranks on each other like that.

[TxSteve]

damn. that rug really brougth the room together.

i may have missed this; there was no turd when you left for work? or it may have been there and you missed it?

[kipin]

I just thought of something, although it is extremely far fetched.

Around 12 midnight, my roommate and I were walking in, and some chicks (also very fat) who looked way underage (like 15-17 probably) asked us if we had anything to drink.

I told them no, and that I only had water in the cup I was drinking out of.

Maybe they took their revenge for not giving them beer by finding a turd in the 'hood and dropping it in our living room after we had all passed out. I think the likelihood of this happening has to be really low though, as they would have to have major balls to do this as Mike was sleeping about 5 feet from where the log was laid.

[kipin]

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i may have missed this; there was no turd when you left for work? or it may have been there and you missed it?

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It was there. I smelled it, but I didn't inspect for a log until after I came back home from my class.

I just assumed that the smell when I first came down was from Mike busting ass, or some weird food that was cooked the night before. But the smell when I left for class was definitely the exact same smell as the smell in the house when I got back from class.

[danvh]

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I cannot come up with a Big Lebowski joke here.

But I didn't really try very hard, to be honest.

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Speaking of The Big Lebowski....I'm going to DudeFest here in Arlington, VA tonight. TR tomorrow.

DudeFest

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Damn. How did I just find out about this now.

[guids]

I think it was mike, and I think he peed everywhere. I think he was really drunk, and pissing straight water or at least very clear and not smelly pee, and it dried up with no evidence left behind.

[TxSteve]

mike is the clear culprit.

you are going to need to make a cast of his shoe bottoms (possibly all of them) to compare to Exhibit B