Most insane thing a gal has said to you during sex.

[antidan444]

Looks like Maryland's campus to me, but I don't know the street layout (I think I recognize the circle).

[dogdrool]

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3) Another girl told me to [censored] her so loud that her ex-bf could hear(apparently he lived in the same dorm) and when we finished, people applauded in the hallway.

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Awesome. I'd go out and take a bow. Seriously.

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I've always liked that scene in Up In Smoke where he gets a leg cramp in the back of the weed van while the girl tells her motorboat story. "[censored] me alex."

[miajag]

z28,

It's Maryland's campus. Knox Road isn't visible in that pic but it's where a lot of the cheap off-campus houses and bars are.

[McBusto]

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1) A girl told me that she wanted me to pull out and come all over her face.


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I do this whether they ask for it or not.

[Shajen]

"call the dog in here, and go get some peanut butter"


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<font color="white">peanut butter feels weird on your skin.</font>

[XXXNoahXXX]

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one girl was blowing me while her roommate was passsed out and thought it would be funny if i came on the passed out roommate so that she could play a prank on her. wtf?


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well....did you do it?

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Ummmm pretty sure this would have been the worst idea ever. odds of girl not finding joke funny are 99/100 and odds of her following up by getting me expelled 99/100.


although one time a girl was licking my balls when i was about to come and i told her, and she just kept licking, so i just let it loose all over her bed (she was kneeling at the bedside). when she asked where i came i closed my fist and told her i had to go clean up.....i left shortly after.

[mp44]

are u talking about hc?

[the_main]

One of my friend's got this - "If you ever cheat on me, I'll f-ing kill you"

She was a messed up girl(obv)and they weren't even in a serious relationship.

[Gobias Ind.]

Not completely on topic, but my acquantince Greg once told a girl he was [censored] that he was going to "stick a Christmas turkey in her."

It's odd on so many levels:
1)Christmas Turkey??? Who associates turkey w/ Xmas?
2)The Visual of shoving a turkey into her
3)Thinking of this while [censored] her

Ok, so there was really only 2 levels


"The football . . . his groin. It works on so many levels."
-Homer

[Buffalo Davis]

wtf