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Old 11-27-2006, 06:32 PM
dregal dregal is offline
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W:Hello.
JB:This is dental malpractice?
W:Yes
JB:*SoB*
W:Where did you get our number?
JB:I went to dentist, I went for tooth decay...did awful thing...punch my
teeth out my gum...I cannot talk, I cannot eat...he curse me and hit me...
while I sleeping...And then he put me under, umm...sedation...my pants
unbuttoned...my teeth, gums, dripping blood...I cannot even blow bubbles when
I chew gum, when I drive cab...what de*AAAAGGGHHH!*
W:what?
JB:*DAAAAAAAHHHHH!* help me....
JB:The cab, crushing me... I cry and they curse me, threw me out...ohh
GAAAAAHHHDD! you got to help me...
W:Which dentist is this?
JB:His name...Mr. Rocko...bronx...Mr.Rocko, Louie Rocko...
W:Louie Locko?
JB:Yes, I go there for cab...My tooth hurting, I go in...and then he punch
my teeth...bleeding...and my pants unbuttoned...listen to me...
W:Ok, umm-
JB:*AAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!*
W:can you give me your number?
JB:***-2591
W:***-3590.
JB:yes...tyhen I wake up, my pants unbuttoned...but why they do this thing?
Why?...I come to this country, and then the treatment my people...
W:Ok, What is your name?
JB:My name is Ali Kahmal...
W:Can you spell tha-
JB:*AAAUUUGHHHHHHH!*
W:Why are you screaming?
JB:Teeth..the guy...punched them...and make even the chew popcorn, nothing...
you got to help me allah, I pray to Allah,that somebody help me...dis man must
be stop...

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WTF, no one gives props for the Jerky Boys reference? NH GA.
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Old 11-27-2006, 06:43 PM
NT! NT! is offline
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Default Re: POST SOME FUNNY CALLS YOU HAVE MADE!!

live 2/5 NL game

limped five or six ways and the button makes a sweetener to like 15, i call with 76s in the BB and so does everyone else

flop is like AQ8 or something one of my suit, checks around

turn is 5 of my suit giving me a gajillion outs and i check-call about 60 from a lagtard arab guy

river is a Q that is the wrong color, i check, he bets ten, i call. he shows 73. chop it up. nice river, fish.
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Old 11-27-2006, 06:48 PM
etizzle etizzle is offline
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Default Re: POST SOME FUNNY CALLS YOU HAVE MADE!!

wait so ramz123=backdoorovic?

very interesting.
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Old 11-27-2006, 07:12 PM
RaMz123 RaMz123 is offline
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wait so ramz123=backdoorovic?

very interesting.

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why?
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