So if banging one married girl is bad, how bad is banging two?

[MuresanForMVP]

man, this was a great post. A++ would read again

[ahnuld]

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ok, that's a big lady. I only got a little defensive cause my wife is 155 (pre-preggers) but she's 5'9".

pics, OP, let's see em!!

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i missed this post, no wonder ddy is getting all defensive. I didn't mean to insult your wife. There is a serious diff between 170 and 155 though.

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and theres a huge difference between 5'4 and 5'9. But 170 for normal height girls is fat yo.

[MuresanForMVP]

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link to the poop pants topic plz

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He has 16 posts, why not just click "view all of user's posts" and find it that way?

[ahnuld]

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I know you weren't insulting my wife d00d. She's actually slightly taller than I am. And she's 175 now. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

I never had a problem dating tall women. Some of the hottest sexiest girls are tall and they always have a huge complex about it. In comes the Dang-Dong

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I find this too, when I approach tall girls I feel no pressure because im not supposed to be able to get them (im about 5 9') so I can relax and be better/funnier.

[SEABEAST]

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However, once the baby gravy left my brain I immediately wanted to get the f outta there. Unfortunately, I made a terrible mistake in riding with the whores from the bar to the hotel, so I was stranded. So I start brainstorming and decide I should play sick. I get up and go to the bathroom and start making puking noises. Both of these girls are nurses, so they're trying to diagnose me from outside the bathroom door.

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Ever heard of a cab?

And wtf, these married women you just had a threesome with just happen to be nurses too? And every 20 mins you wake up and they're playing with your wang, hmm. Nice juvenile fantasies,

4/10

[jsnipes28]

this is a good story. if you are going to continue posting sweet stories you should check out paragraphs- they can be found on teh interwebs

[Mrage]

A++ post, would read again

The "rule of 3" was an excellent contribution also

[thesilkworm]

Awesome post OP - don't feel guilty! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[MuresanForMVP]

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However, once the baby gravy left my brain I immediately wanted to get the f outta there. Unfortunately, I made a terrible mistake in riding with the whores from the bar to the hotel, so I was stranded. So I start brainstorming and decide I should play sick. I get up and go to the bathroom and start making puking noises. Both of these girls are nurses, so they're trying to diagnose me from outside the bathroom door.

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Ever heard of a cab?

And wtf, these married women you just had a threesome with just happen to be nurses too? And every 20 mins you wake up and they're playing with your wang, hmm. Nice juvenile fantasies,

4/10

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Ban.

[diebitter]

too many words, not enough pictures.