A "Rat" among friends. Need a good trap. What it do?

[doubLe a tom]

you should mistiriously dissapear, op

[Himself]

Also, not be a nit, but isn't this person a thief and not a "rat"? Don't rats like, rat people out and not steal $50?

[Dudd]

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i want to hear the bad ass plan op said he was going to tells us

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Ok.

Step 1:

On the next big party I have (lets say on New Year Eve) I will do the following:

- somehow make "everyone at the party" (the person I suspect) know that I've vent to Fallswiev Casino for a few days to grind some live cash games (I do that sometimes so nothing suspicious here). I show off a stack of cash (like 4-5k in $100 bills) and make it clear that I have no idea how much cash I actually have (one of my friends will ask me to show it off so it will not look to obvious, and I will say that I plan to go back to grind after the NY and only then count how much I'm up/down, thus not being result-oriented).

- I hide the cash in an envelope -> my jacket -> my room, and make sure the rat notices it.

- I install a camera so it can see my jacket hanging in my room and start recording.

- I party and hope the rat will fall for the trap (I assume he won't steal it all, he'll take like $100 or $500 so I won't notice) ...

Step 2:

Since I dont just want to bust him, I also want to have some sweet revenge, but not violent, I'm planning on scamming him somehow back before making the tape public. I need a good plan here, this is what I have so far:

- I tell him (the rat) that I accidentally found out one of my balla poker buddies poker account password. And that I want to scam him for all his balance (lets say $70k).

- I make him interested, negotiate a deal, and make him believe that in order to succeed I need him to open a poker account, use a fake name, and deposit $1k, to which all the $70k will be lost.
This is the hardest part, he doesnt play poker and is not so advanced w/ online poker industry so I can come up with some bs about why he needs to deposit $1k and not $50, and other details. However, he just might not have the money...

- but if he falls for it, he basically deposits $1k, I tell him over the phone when to go all-inn, take his 1k and then in front of everyone reveal the tape.

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badass plan, there OP. Here the catch: It will fail. DUCY?

I will tell you why:

THE PLAN IS TOO COMPLICATED!!!!

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Exactly Dude.

[BadMoFu]

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you should mistiriously dissapear, op

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English is my 6th language, I'm smarter then you.

Also, I'm obv not gonna give a [censored] about spelling mistkakes when posting in BBV4L.

[The Man Mulcahey]

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you should mistiriously dissapear, op

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English is my 6th language, I'm smarter then you.

Also, I'm obv not gonna give a [censored] about spelling mistkakes when posting in BBV4L.

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[[Phill]]

Worst. Plan. Ever.

Just replace hundos with singles as suggested (plan to fail, dont fail to plan) set up camera, feed testicles to a dog when caught on camera.

Also, make 100% sure it is him and let as few people as possible into the plan - its probably who you least expect. Do you have a dead grandmother? Its probably least likely to be her, hence she probably did it. Or the groundskeeper. He will keep getting away with it two if you damn kids dont stop him!

Jinkiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeesssssss!!!!!!1111111oneoneo ne111!!!

[ghostface]

FYI

[runningmarvel]

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you should mistiriously dissapear, op

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English is my 6th language, I'm smarter then you.

Also, I'm obv not gonna give a [censored] about spelling mistkakes when posting in BBV4L.

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you mean 6th language after american, australian, canadian, jamaican & kittian??