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Re: Vegas TR: Budget Ballin\' 8/19-8/21 (Harrah\'s, IP, Casino Royale)
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After slowly removing my tail from my legs, I'm greeted by two dealers as "Mr. Tequila!" and "Mr. Oregon!" and immediately I realize that I was probably more of a jackass than originally thought the night before. [/ QUOTE ] That's just beautiful. If you made this the OP of a whole different thread, I bet it would inspire a good series of posts. [ QUOTE ] Chris hates the song, hates Rick Astley, and hates the whole rickrolling thing -- so much so that I put a Rick Astley ringtone on my phone just to bug him the entire trip. I wake him up, tell him the amazing thing that is happening, get told to go fu** myself, and get hung up on. [/ QUOTE ] My second favorite bit from this TR. Man, do you know how to bust a buddy's balls. A+++ |
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Re: Vegas TR: Budget Ballin\' 8/19-8/21 (Harrah\'s, IP, Casino Royale)
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Sorry baby, your flopping skills cannot compete with my runner-runner full house skills. Keep playing your little 3-card poker game. [/ QUOTE ] Not bad to wring something readable out of a hungover afternooning of watch-the-paint-dry poker. NH again. |
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Re: Vegas TR: Budget Ballin\' 8/19-8/21 (Harrah\'s, IP, Casino Royale)
Very good TR....
A+.. Tuff |
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Re: Vegas TR: Budget Ballin\' 8/19-8/21 (Harrah\'s, IP, Casino Royale)
Holy sh... the legendary Tuff Fish has given this thread a blessing.
I'm speechless! |
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Re: Vegas TR: Budget Ballin\' 8/19-8/21 (Harrah\'s, IP, Casino Royale)
Nice read. Thanks.
I would have lost money playing that incredibly slow 2/4 limit at IP if it weren't for Flop a Lock [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] |
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Re: Vegas TR: Budget Ballin\' 8/19-8/21 (Harrah\'s, IP, Casino Royale)
It's an especially fun game if you're a fan of 15 hands per hour, sometimes 12 if you get the type of people that run super-advanced Monte Carlo simulations in their heads for 45 seconds as they decide whether or not to call with Jack-deuce on a AKQJ3 board.
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Re: Vegas TR: Budget Ballin\' 8/19-8/21 (Harrah\'s, IP, Casino Royale)
Oh, and not to mention that at the last night at IP, there were numerous occasions where, during a showdown, both players sat there and stared at each other waiting for the other to turn over their cards. At one point I said out loud, "Just turn over the god damn cards already!" Of course, Jabba was one of them every hand.
So frustrating. |
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Re: Vegas TR: Budget Ballin\' 8/19-8/21 (Harrah\'s, IP, Casino Royale)
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Later on the same lady will see me fold King-Ten offsuit under the gun when the cards accidentally flip over when I toss them in. She says, "Wow you're really tight!" and I laugh and say "yeah, I know", all while trying to ignore the painful memories of an intrusive doctor's visit a couple years ago. [/ QUOTE ] ROFL! Great series of reports. Makes me even more fired up for my trip down there next week! |
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Re: Vegas TR: Budget Ballin\' 8/19-8/21 (Harrah\'s, IP, Casino Royale)
Bump for the several llol moments I experienced during this thread.
This one is easily the best though: [ QUOTE ] "I love poker, I love Doyle Brunson, and I love asian horses, I'm in!" [/ QUOTE ] BTW: llol = literal lol |
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Re: Vegas TR: Budget Ballin\' 8/19-8/21 (Harrah\'s, IP, Casino Royale)
Outstanding report. I have no idea how I missed this.
[ QUOTE ] My buddies finally wake up and check out of the room and we decide to have the most disgusting pizza ever at a place between Harrah's and Casino Royale for lunch. Even thinking about it right now makes me queasy. [/ QUOTE ] Beat. Actually, you guys are kinda morons for even thinking about eating at the pizza place. And with Chipotle ten feet away. WTF is wrong with you? |
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