OFFICIAL dude pooped in a bag and wrote BBV 4 Life for $10 Thread - Page 5

bb88 · #41 12-04-2006, 01:17 AM

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FIND AN ACTUAL BARCODE AND PUT IT ON THE POOP BAG. Then check out in line with some other normal items, perhaps a candy bar + coke. Put the poop with your items, and put the rubber bar behind your [censored]. Position the bag so it requires moving to scan. Get her to scan the poop. and/or deny have any idea whose it is, and just leave it there.

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This would be [censored] amazing.

T-God · #42 12-04-2006, 01:22 AM

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FIND AN ACTUAL BARCODE AND PUT IT ON THE POOP BAG. Then check out in line with some other normal items, perhaps a candy bar + coke. Put the poop with your items, and put the rubber bar behind your [censored]. Position the bag so it requires moving to scan. Get her to scan the poop. and/or deny have any idea whose it is, and just leave it there.

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This would be [censored] amazing.

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That would be really hard to pull off. Putting it on the shelf if the best idea imo. But what section? Hopefully not with toys, cause some kid will touch it. Unless maybe you want that? I hope you don't want that.

kb09pkt · #43 12-04-2006, 01:30 AM

My thoughts would be to put the bag either in the underwear aisle, next to the babywipes, or next to the toiletpaper.

studmuffin · #44 12-04-2006, 01:49 AM

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FIND AN ACTUAL BARCODE AND PUT IT ON THE POOP BAG. Then check out in line with some other normal items, perhaps a candy bar + coke. Put the poop with your items, and put the rubber bar behind your [censored]. Position the bag so it requires moving to scan. Get her to scan the poop. and/or deny have any idea whose it is, and just leave it there.

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But you've got to have some better items than soda and a candy bar. How about condoms, rubber gloves, rope, and a turkey baster?

Edit: And take the barcode from a Fergie CD.