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Old 10-05-2007, 12:20 PM
TonyDanza TonyDanza is offline
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Default Re: Hot girl is going to apologize. My line?

Tell her there is no need to apologize... at least she didn't charge you $400/hour to offer her bs opinion on a topic she knows nothing about like she does to her clients.
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Old 10-05-2007, 12:26 PM
punkass punkass is offline
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Default Re: Hot girl is going to apologize. My line?

I'm 6'0 and I think 5'10 girls are hot.
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Old 10-05-2007, 12:36 PM
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I'm 6'3 1/2 and I think 5'10 girls are hot.

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but thats about as tall as u can go before even i feel weird...
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Old 10-05-2007, 12:38 PM
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Default Re: Hot girl is going to apologize. My line?

I'm not a huge fan of tall chicks either. I'm 5'10, fwiw.
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Old 10-05-2007, 12:43 PM
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I'm not a huge fan of tall chicks either. I'm 5'10, fwiw.

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5'11", don't like girls over 5'5".
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Old 10-05-2007, 12:46 PM
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Default Re: Hot girl is going to apologize. My line?

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Wait, this girl is smoking hot but she is a lawyer?
I have the perfect playbook for you.

Step 1: The setup

She will be going to the concert with you. You should, of course, be wearing formal wear, such as a tuxedo. Make sure that you are wearing a bow tie.

Bring along with you a tennis ball. Arrange things so that you meet her in a wide open space, such as the auditorium or grand hall.


Step 2: The meeting

You are ready to meet her. Upon seeing her, greet her as if nothing has happened. If all goes to plan, she will start to apologize. This is your cue! Move on to:


Step 3: T-minus zero

Give her five dollars, then throw the tennis ball away. Say, "Whoops! There goes my tennis ball!"

If all has gone well, she will stand there with a confused look on her face and a five dollar bill in her hand, while the tennis ball bounces away.


Step 4: Close the deal

Grab her boobies.

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Brilliant.

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Old 10-05-2007, 12:54 PM
MicroBob MicroBob is offline
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Default Re: Hot girl is going to apologize. My line?

Meh, this isn't that big a deal.
What's the play if she doesn't apologize at all? Tell her that you're waiting for an apology?

If she does apologize just tell her that you agree with her and that some doctors really do suck and it's unfortunate. Then she smiles that you agreed with her and didn't take what she had to say too seriously.

This girl sounds pretty uppity on her awesome lawyer-ness anyway which makes her pretty annoying.

GF is a nurse and generally despises a lot of doctors who have attitudes or god-complexes or whatever.
She tells her Dad this all the time....who happens to be a doctor and who she believes would probably be the worst of all to have worked with. He agrees that lots of doctors can be jerks. No biggie.


If someone ranted to me on what a bunch of degenerates most poker-players were I would not feel the need to stand up for myself. I would mostly agree.
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Old 10-05-2007, 01:07 PM
Alobar Alobar is offline
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Default Re: Hot girl is going to apologize. My line?

Just say something like "whatever, its no big deal". Then be indifferent towards her the whole night. If you have any chance with this girl, it will become VERY obvious. And if not, then you don't have to waste anymore time listening to her stupidity.
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Old 10-05-2007, 01:16 PM
pirateboy pirateboy is offline
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Default Re: Hot girl is going to apologize. My line?

Honestly, if the goal is [censored] this chick, or ANY chick, then you need to leave the ego at the door. Defending yourself outwardly wouldn't have gotten her in the sack. Playfully defending doctors would have helped.

Now, the absolute best course of action is when she apologizes, devalue her, but in a playful way. Smile while saying whatever you say. The simple line "I wasn't really paying attention" while giving a coy smile is the best course of action.
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Old 10-05-2007, 01:24 PM
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Default Re: Hot girl is going to apologize. My line?

"Since we are getting things out in the open, I must admit I was staring at your [censored] and didn't hear a word you said."
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