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Old 11-21-2006, 03:01 PM
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I woke up this morning next to my wife. We didnt have sex either.

I couldn't wait to brag to you guys.

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I lolzed and starting coughing up a lung. Thanx alot!
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Old 11-21-2006, 03:36 PM
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Pictures?
Did you put your dick in her face while she was sleeping?

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Seriously, that comment is completely inappropriate.
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Old 11-21-2006, 03:42 PM
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Brag2: I was 7-0 tonight for beer pong, I won every game I played.

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Thank you for clearing that up. Next time you sleep next to a girl please don't post.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA best post in the thread.
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Old 11-21-2006, 04:20 PM
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Default Re: Brag: just woke up on a couch next to a beer pong table and some g

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I woke up this morning next to my wife. We didnt have sex either.

I couldn't wait to brag to you guys.

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LOL, without any pics or graphs, this thread is actually delivering.
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Old 11-21-2006, 04:20 PM
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Default Re: Brag: just woke up on a couch next to a beer pong table and some g

everything witty has already been said, but this is such a pathetic brag and I'm pretty sure the "second part" of the story is pretty made up to save face.

op: I didn't sleep with her
2+2: you noob
op: oh yah, lol, i forgot to mention I felt her up and she gave me a bj and then i siihp but not intercourse man, I'm still a peeeeomp
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Old 11-21-2006, 04:28 PM
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Brag: just woke up on a couch next to a beer pong table and some girl[ QUOTE ]


O RLY?

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Old 11-21-2006, 04:32 PM
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Default Re: Brag: just woke up on a couch next to a beer pong table and some g

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Pictures?
Did you put your dick in her face while she was sleeping?

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Seriously, that comment is completely inappropriate.

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Why it's not like it's your girlfriend or something.

I would have done it, most girls actually appreciate the joke.

For clarification i didn't mean to insert your dick in her mouth or something just some gentle bitchslapping with your dick.
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Old 11-21-2006, 05:06 PM
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Pictures?
Did you put your dick in her face while she was sleeping?

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Seriously, that comment is completely inappropriate.

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Why it's not like it's your girlfriend or something.

I would have done it, most girls actually appreciate the joke.

For clarification i didn't mean to insert your dick in her mouth or something just some gentle bitchslapping with your dick.

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oh yeah, i can totally see how most girls would appreciate this
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Old 11-21-2006, 05:11 PM
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Default Re: Brag: just woke up on a couch next to a beer pong table and some g

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Pictures?
Did you put your dick in her face while she was sleeping?

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Seriously, that comment is completely inappropriate.

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Why it's not like it's your girlfriend or something.

I would have done it, most girls actually appreciate the joke.

For clarification i didn't mean to insert your dick in her mouth or something just some gentle bitchslapping with your dick.

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I don't think you understand why it was inappropriate.
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Old 11-21-2006, 05:25 PM
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I would have done it, most girls actually appreciate the joke.For clarification i didn't mean to insert your dick in her mouth or something just some gentle bitchslapping with your dick.

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What the [censored] kind of girls do you roll with, man?
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