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I woke up this morning next to my wife. We didnt have sex either. I couldn't wait to brag to you guys. [/ QUOTE ] I lolzed and starting coughing up a lung. Thanx alot! |
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Pictures? Did you put your dick in her face while she was sleeping? [/ QUOTE ] Seriously, that comment is completely inappropriate. |
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[ QUOTE ] Brag2: I was 7-0 tonight for beer pong, I won every game I played. [/ QUOTE ] Thank you for clearing that up. Next time you sleep next to a girl please don't post. [/ QUOTE ] HAHAHAHAHAHA best post in the thread. |
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I woke up this morning next to my wife. We didnt have sex either. I couldn't wait to brag to you guys. [/ QUOTE ] LOL, without any pics or graphs, this thread is actually delivering. |
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everything witty has already been said, but this is such a pathetic brag and I'm pretty sure the "second part" of the story is pretty made up to save face.
op: I didn't sleep with her 2+2: you noob op: oh yah, lol, i forgot to mention I felt her up and she gave me a bj and then i siihp but not intercourse man, I'm still a peeeeomp |
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[ QUOTE ] Pictures? Did you put your dick in her face while she was sleeping? [/ QUOTE ] Seriously, that comment is completely inappropriate. [/ QUOTE ] Why it's not like it's your girlfriend or something. I would have done it, most girls actually appreciate the joke. For clarification i didn't mean to insert your dick in her mouth or something just some gentle bitchslapping with your dick. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Pictures? Did you put your dick in her face while she was sleeping? [/ QUOTE ] Seriously, that comment is completely inappropriate. [/ QUOTE ] Why it's not like it's your girlfriend or something. I would have done it, most girls actually appreciate the joke. For clarification i didn't mean to insert your dick in her mouth or something just some gentle bitchslapping with your dick. [/ QUOTE ] oh yeah, i can totally see how most girls would appreciate this |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Pictures? Did you put your dick in her face while she was sleeping? [/ QUOTE ] Seriously, that comment is completely inappropriate. [/ QUOTE ] Why it's not like it's your girlfriend or something. I would have done it, most girls actually appreciate the joke. For clarification i didn't mean to insert your dick in her mouth or something just some gentle bitchslapping with your dick. [/ QUOTE ] I don't think you understand why it was inappropriate. |
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I would have done it, most girls actually appreciate the joke.For clarification i didn't mean to insert your dick in her mouth or something just some gentle bitchslapping with your dick. [/ QUOTE ] What the [censored] kind of girls do you roll with, man? |
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