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Old 11-01-2007, 12:17 PM
LiveInPeace LiveInPeace is offline
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Default Re: Am I gonna get audited

Doesn't matter if your losses are bigger than your winnings, you STILL have to add up all your winning sessions separately and report that as income.
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Old 11-01-2007, 12:27 PM
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Doesn't matter if your losses are bigger than your winnings, you STILL have to add up all your winning sessions separately and report that as income.

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yeah but if someone actually did this they might as well kill themselves because that's how much they are probably worth to the rest of society for being so stupid
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Old 11-01-2007, 12:39 PM
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why not just say that you lost all your money playing live, or on strippers and cocaine? What would they do then?
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Old 11-01-2007, 12:46 PM
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Old 11-01-2007, 01:02 PM
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Plus Walmart will not cash checks for over $1500 and since I didnt have a bank account...

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Dammit! This cracks me up so [censored] hard! I can't believe you were structuring your withdrawl amounts so you could cash your checks at Walmart!

I am not a stuck-up or rich person, but this may be the trashiest sounding thing I have ever heard. Thank you soooo much OP.

PS - I may get a check next instead of a wire just to check out this Walmart check-cashing thing.

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Walmart also cashes checks whenever they are open so if you live by a Super Walmart you can cash a check at 2 o' clock in the morning
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Old 11-01-2007, 01:17 PM
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Default Re: Am I gonna get audited

4 words: soap-on-a-rope
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Old 11-01-2007, 01:23 PM
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4 words: soap-on-a-rope

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Is that 4 words or 1?
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Old 11-01-2007, 01:51 PM
NickdaNutz NickdaNutz is offline
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4 words: soap-on-a-rope

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Is that 4 words or 1?

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Thats the least of OP's concern where he is going!
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Old 11-01-2007, 03:14 PM
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4 words: soap-on-a-rope

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Is that 4 words or 1?

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Thats the least of OP's concern where he is going!

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If you really think I am going to jail please post evidence of a case where someone in a similar situation as mine ended up in jail.
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Old 11-01-2007, 03:25 PM
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I'm gonna go against the flow of this thread and say, OP, you're fine and will slip under the IRS's radar. Hell, i never pay taxes.

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lol

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Paying taxes is for losers. Your not a loser are are you?

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bigger lol
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