best/most hilarious use of cussing in a movie?

[toohigh]

Casino FTW.


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Nicky Santoro: Listen to me Anthony. I got your head in a [censored]' vise. I'll squash your head like a [censored]' grapefruit if you don't give me a name.
Nicky Santoro: Give me the [censored]' name!
Tony Dogs: Ch-Charlie M.
Nicky Santoro: Charlie M?
Tony Dogs: Charlie M.
Nicky Santoro: Charlie M? You made me pop your [censored]' eye out of your head to protect that piece of [censored]? Charlie M? You dumb [censored]!
Tony Dogs: Kill me.
Nicky Santoro: I'll kill you. You [censored] you! Frankie, do him a [censored]' favor.

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Al: A couple of guys, I owe them. So, that's what I did. I gave 'em the money. That's what I did.
Nicky Santoro: Yeah?
Al: Yeah.
Nicky Santoro: You call yourself a man? You know you're a lyin', low-life, [censored]' gambling degenerate prick? You know that's what you are? Two small kids at home. I gave you money to pay the [censored]' rent and buy groceries, put the heat on. You know your wife called Frankie and told him the [censored]' heat's off? Huh? And you didn't gamble that [censored]' money? You're gonna stand here and tell me that?
[Al shakes is head 'no']
Nicky Santoro: . No, no? You didn't?
Al: I didn't give 'em the m...
Nicky Santoro: Don't [censored] with me, Al! Don't make a [censored] out of me! You want to embarrass me and make a fool out of me? You didn't gamble? Tell me you gambled the [censored]' money, I'll give you the [censored]' money to put the [censored]' heat on! Did you gamble? Huh?
[Al bows is head 'yes' and nods in shame]
Nicky Santoro: [censored]' degenerate, you
[Nicky takes some money from his coat pocket and starts counting out some bills]
Nicky Santoro: . [censored]' kids at home! Here.
[Giving him the money]
Nicky Santoro: Get the [censored] out of here.
Al: Thanks, Nick.
Nicky Santoro: Yeah, thanks.
[Al walks out]
Nicky Santoro: Let me find out you [censored] up, I'll leave you wherever I find you.

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Nicky Santoro: You called my friend a [censored]? You told him to go [censored] himself? Is that what you did? You told him to go [censored] himself? You [censored]' hick! You [censored]' hick you! Come here!
[Nicky stabs the man in the throat with the pen, then beats him savagely]
Nicky Santoro: Ok... You hear - hear a little girl, Frankie? You hear a little girl, Ace? Is that a little [censored]' girl? What happened to the [censored]' tough guy that told my friend to stick it up his [censored]' ass, huh?
[Nicky hits the man a few more times]

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Nicky Santoro: Back- Back up, back up a [censored]' minute here. One minute. I asked you? When the [censored] did I ever ask you if I could come out here? Get this through your head, you...
Ace Rothstein: You never...
Nicky Santoro: Get this through your head you Jew [censored], you. You only exist out here because of me. That's the only reason. Without me, you, personally, every [censored]' wise guy skell around'll take a piece of your [censored]' Jew ass. Then where you gonna go? You're [censored]' warned. Don't ever go over my [censored]' head again. You [censored], you.

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Ginger: [about Ace] He called you right here.
Lester Diamond: I just talked to him.
Ginger: So he knows where you are. That means he's sending some guys over here probably right now.
Lester Diamond: Ginger, it means he's sitting by the phone like a dumb-bell, waiting for me to call him back. Now, I...
Ginger: That's... Yeah, he's sitting by the phone like a dumb-bell, just waiting for you to call him back. That's what he's...
Lester Diamond: He's sittin' by the phone...
Ginger: [yelling] What do you think we're gonna do? He's probably got guys outside the [censored]' house!

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Nicky Santoro: How the [censored] can you grin?

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[gusmahler]

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Not a movie, but my all-time favorite scene from The Wire is the one from S1 where McNulty and Bunk come back to the murder scene for clues and say nothing but "F**k" like 30 times as they gradually realize how it went down.

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The first scene of Four Weddings and a Funeral consists of Hugh Grant and his roommate saying F**k a bunch of times (they're late for a funeral and are reacting to a bunch of things happening to them):

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Oh, [censored]! [censored]!



[censored]!



- [censored]! Right, we take yours.
- It only goes miles an hour.



What turn-off?



- Better not be the B .
- It's the B .



[censored] it!



[censored]!



[censored].



[censored].



[censored].



Fuckity [censored]!



Bugger.

[Fen84]

do think this one has been thrown out there yet, but makes me laugh everytime..

Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead [censored] Storage?

Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...

Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead [censored] Storage?

Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.

Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?

Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead [censored] ain't my [censored] business, that's why!

[PayTheSnucka]

Not a movie - The episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where the chef has Tourettes and Larry leads everybody into a cursing tirade.

Suzy to Cheryl: "[censored] you, you car wash [censored]!"

[vikefan24]

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Twenty posts and nobody has said:

Yippee Kay Yay Mother [censored]!

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That's what I came to mention also

Here it is even though everyone has seen it

[maryfield48]

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The first scene of Four Weddings and a Funeral consists of Hugh Grant and his roommate saying F**k a bunch of times (they're late for a funeral and are reacting to a bunch of things happening to them):

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Oh, [censored]! [censored]!



[censored]!



- [censored]! Right, we take yours.
- It only goes miles an hour.



What turn-off?



- Better not be the B .
- It's the B .



[censored] it!



[censored]!



[censored].



[censored].



[censored].



Fuckity [censored]!



Bugger.

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That's the one I was going to mention also.

[bonds]

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Twenty posts and nobody has said:

Yippee Kay Yay Mother [censored]!

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watched the tv version. it was yippee kayay Mister Falcon, sigh

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Yeah. And the dubbing is only a LITTLE obvious.

They really should have done a restaurant tie-in and changed it to 'Fuddrucker'.

[TiK]

Freeze mother bitches!!!

Motherbitches

[Dids]

I'm co-signing the guy on the Wire "[censored]" investigation, but for movies...

I'm having a hard time finding something I like better than Friday.

[samjjones]

Not a big fan of the movie, but the best use of its lone f-bomb in a PG-13 movie goes to...


"[censored] Chuck Norris."