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Re: I will Bless your game: no deposit required.
Me think I shall not receive your blessing given the fact I live in Holland which is the modern Sodom. Also my avatar does not help.
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God, please make me run better OK TY.
EDIT: Oh, and let me get laid this weekend if you can. |
#43
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Does God play dice? or just poker?
<font color="white"> Lori</font> |
#44
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God I have one more question that Ive always wanted you to answer. How do I know you are not Satan "the great deceiver"? Doesnt it say in the bible that "You speak to God and Satan speaks to you." Therefore if you are speaking to me now you must be Satan, correct? Thank you for your time. [/ QUOTE ] Um, no. The Bible doesn't say that. Nice try though. Not the most amusing thread, IMO, (iHo I should say-- "In His opinion) |
#45
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Permanent boomswitch please. [/ QUOTE ] |
#46
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Think this is funny you sacrilgious piece of [censored]? Wait for the afterlife bro. I would like the real God to bless me in becoming the best poker player I can.
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Re: I will Bless your game: no deposit required.
Sorry for the delay in answering your further prayers, my little animals, but God has been busy, lo these past few hours - pwning devilish donks @ oo/oo NL.
So now, some more Blessings: Grasshopp3r: Elect my Faithful Servant, Ron Paul, into the office of US President, and your wish shall be granted: a great poker bounty will rain down for a thousand years. Speel Posher: <font color="red">SHAZAM!</font> Your losing streak with pair-over-pair's is at an end. Rejoice! Smelly Glove: Your uke avatar pleases me. Boomswitch activated. Xanta: Take up Yahtzee for $. I Bless your rolls for 6's. jmremote: How about 24bb over the next 40k hands? It is done. Jazzpert: Tell your Master Yang that his minions are not welcome in My holy thread. Be gone!!!! Imrahill: Choose the form of the Poontang. ... The choice has been made. Lori: I plays dice, just not with the Universe. Passaman: Thank you for correcting the misguided n00b. You shall sit to My left on the Holy Pulpit. More Blessings to come! |
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Permanent Uber Boomswitch if you please. Hitting at least 2 sets that hold up every 300 hands and completely stacking an equally sized stack would be the Holy Nutz! Not that I'm being particular...
Something that walks the line of super-user or huge luckbox. You know my thoughts. |
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boomswitch me homie
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boomswitch me homie [/ QUOTE ] |
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