Getting laid is ez

[NozeCandy]

The sexytime thread was off the front page and I didn't feel like looking for it, so....

I was supposed to meet these two girls to study in one of the girls' dorm room last night. I get there and only the girl who lives there is there. We sit around waiting for the other girl when she gets a text from her that says she is going to be an hour late.

The girl then says, "What are we going to do for an hour?"

"I don't know, have sex?"

"OK"

Cash money. This is sweet since she'll just assume you're joking the vast majority of the times she doesn't want to.


Variance: It was just average, but will undoubtedly happen again.