What's your favorite Hold 'Em hole cards nickname?

[Punker]

For some reason, everyone in Alberta called 92o the Montana Banana. I don't know if I ever heard that expression anywhere else.

[Boredom]

Only one I will use is "Young Jeezies" for 88, because it shows how hip I am to young people's music.

[srcartman]

88 is cleary gay snowmen. Two snowmen.... hiding all close together in the hole... how can you not think they're gay, or at least curious.

also called "pocket gays"

[AquaSwing]

I can't help it but to me Fillmaff is KJo.

[otnemem]

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For some reason, everyone in Alberta called 92o the Montana Banana. I don't know if I ever heard that expression anywhere else.

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I heard that at Foxwoods once.

[DerrtySlime]

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How can anyone's favorite hand not be two Aces?? In Texas, they are called Two Sharp Tops, Two Hickory Nuts, Buck and Ball, A Red One and A Black One, Boots and Shoes, Pat Renfro, google him.

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LOL pure gold

[Wetdog]

69 = happy meal
JA = jackass
29 = Montana banana; proposition 29 made gamling legal there - also because bananas will grow wild im Montana before that becomes a winning hand.

[Maple Leafs]

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A4 - transvestite. When you see it it looks so good, but then at a closer look it's not quite right.

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This is my favorite, although techinically the 4 has to be the second card (so you see the A, then the top of the four, and get excited until you start to slide down...)

And if it gets late enough and you're desperate, it starts to look pretty good again even though you'll know you'll end up regretting it.

[Oski]

33 = crabs
77 = crutches
A10 = Thunderbolt


A10 Spades or Clubs = The Bronson

[Pokertini]

AK - big slick
KQ - little slick
32 - polish slick (If you find "polish" offensive, feel free to substitute your favorite cultural slur)

AJ - Jackass - I like this and will start using it, as I HATE AJ

Finally, one I've always liked:
Q8 - face sitter (8 the queen)