lol kyro has a date

[xorbie]

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But I'm also not going to not give my phone number to a smoking hot chick, either. So yeah, I made her promise me that she'd call me at least once and just say hi (yeah, right. I'll let you know when THAT happens) and gave it to her.

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You should have written down an obvious joke number.

Otherwise, cool chit.

[kyro]

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But I'm also not going to not give my phone number to a smoking hot chick, either. So yeah, I made her promise me that she'd call me at least once and just say hi (yeah, right. I'll let you know when THAT happens) and gave it to her.

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You should have written down an obvious joke number.

Otherwise, cool chit.

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I probably would have thought about that if I wasn't too busy drooling on her.

[FCBLComish]

Sorry, I know ABSOLUTELY nobody in NH. I thought I could help if the region was right.

[KyrosMother]

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Sorry, I know ABSOLUTELY nobody in NH. I thought I could help if the region was right.

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He just came back from hitting on girls in Pennsylvania....he is obviously willing to travel... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[traz]

Girls with boyfriends are the nuts

true story

[MDoranD]

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Anyways, she asks me for my number and at first I just kinda laugh because wtf? Then she says "it's for a bet"



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The best response to this is, "Sure thing. whats your number and ill call you so its on your phone." Then you have her number and you can stalk her unmercifully.

[kyro]

Update!

Disclaimer: Mom, read at your own risk.

You have just entered room "pogchat."
ch EZ eman0 2: shoot me
ch EZ eman0 2: in the [censored]
ch EZ eman0 2: face
ch EZ eman0 2: i hate my life
ch EZ eman0 2: i am the most undesirable person in the world
ch EZ eman0 2: it takes skills, to suck so hardcore
GetThere1Time: trip report
ch EZ eman0 2: uh
ch EZ eman0 2: get ready to laugh and cry at the same time
ch EZ eman0 2: so uh
GetThere1Time: I plan on just laughing
ch EZ eman0 2: i haven't talked to this girl
ch EZ eman0 2: in ages
ch EZ eman0 2: maybe 2 months before tonioght
ch EZ eman0 2: i mean 2 nights ago
ch EZ eman0 2: so anyways, the mutual friend tells me (yeah, xxx wants to blow you)
ch EZ eman0 2: and i said "uh...ok"
ch EZ eman0 2: she shows up at the bar for movie night monday
ch EZ eman0 2: we talk a little bit but not too much
ch EZ eman0 2: i get home and we talk online
ch EZ eman0 2: she throws every sexual innuendo at me
ch EZ eman0 2: i mean, it was like she was TRYING to be subtle
ch EZ eman0 2: and failing misearble
ch EZ eman0 2: the next night
GetThere1Time: lolz
ch EZ eman0 2: she's not even trying
ch EZ eman0 2: she's pretty much saying
Ryannnn23: i'm loving this story already
ch EZ eman0 2: "we should get together so i can do things to you"
ch EZ eman0 2: now i'm pretty desperate obviously
ch EZ eman0 2: so despite the fact that she's
ch EZ eman0 2: a) ugly
ch EZ eman0 2: b) fat
ch EZ eman0 2: c) annoying as [censored]
ch EZ eman0 2: i mean, one of my best friends isn't beautiful and is a bit overweight
ch EZ eman0 2: and i enjoyed fooling around with her
ch EZ eman0 2: because of who she was
ch EZ eman0 2: THIS girl, had like no redeeming qualities
ch EZ eman0 2: except the fact she apparently wanted to suck my dick
ch EZ eman0 2: ANYWAYS
ch EZ eman0 2: she comes over tonight
ch EZ eman0 2: we watch the sox game
ch EZ eman0 2: afterwards we go into my room to watch some office, family guy, athf
ch EZ eman0 2: whatever
GetThere1Time: k
Ryannnn23: i'm listening
ch EZ eman0 2: we make out a bit, (which frankly, i LOVE making out, and this did nothing for me. and you know i'm telling the truth because i'm pathetically honest about my romantic life)
GetThere1Time: is your face in tact?
GetThere1Time: intact even lol
ch EZ eman0 2: yes
ch EZ eman0 2: i'm fine
ch EZ eman0 2: anyways
GetThere1Time: she didnt mistake your ear for a pickle or something?
GetThere1Time: ok go on
ch EZ eman0 2: actually
ch EZ eman0 2: she did
GetThere1Time: sry
ch EZ eman0 2: but whatever
ch EZ eman0 2: so i start feeling her up a bit
ch EZ eman0 2: and you kn ow what she says?
ch EZ eman0 2: YOU KNOW WHAT SHE [censored] SAYS
GetThere1Time: ?
ch EZ eman0 2: "do you have to go so fast"
Ryannnn23: rofl
GetThere1Time: haha pwned
Ryannnn23: rejected
ch EZ eman0 2: ARE YOU [censored] KIDDING ME
ch EZ eman0 2: YOU ARE A FAT UGLY CHICK WHO HAS BEEN HITTING ON ME FOR 3 DAYS
ch EZ eman0 2: IT'S [censored] OBVIOUS I ALLOWED YOU INTO MY APARTMENT NOT BECAUSE I LIKED YOU BUT BECAUSE I WANTED YOU TO BLOW ME
ch EZ eman0 2: I DIDN'T DRINK FOR FUN
ch EZ eman0 2: I DRANK TO TAKE THE PAIN AWAY
ch EZ eman0 2: HOLY [censored]
ch EZ eman0 2: i'm livid
Ryannnn23: i hope you yelled all that
ch EZ eman0 2: i almost kicked her out right there
ch EZ eman0 2: but i'm a nice guy
ch EZ eman0 2: too nice
GetThere1Time: that's because you like tried to wine and dine her
GetThere1Time: you should have just got her wasted and then shoved her head down
ch EZ eman0 2: and we "cuddled" a little more because she was really in the mood for that
ch EZ eman0 2: brb, gotta go vomit
GetThere1Time: lol
Ryannnn23: how did this all end
Ryannnn23: please
ch EZ eman0 2: and then she said she should leave because she had to work at 2
ch EZ eman0 2: i didn't stop her
Ryannnn23: rofl
ch EZ eman0 2: didn't give her a hug at the door
Ryannnn23: you made out and cuddled with a hideous chick
ch EZ eman0 2: nothing
ch EZ eman0 2: YES TRAZ
GetThere1Time: trip report: terrible fat ugly troll gives kyro blueballs
ch EZ eman0 2: I MADE OUT AND CUDDLED WITH MEDUSA
Ryannnn23: rofl
Ryannnn23: this is amazing
ch EZ eman0 2: holy jesus christ
ch EZ eman0 2: i mean seriously
ch EZ eman0 2: how
ch EZ eman0 2: do
ch EZ eman0 2: you
ch EZ eman0 2: get
ch EZ eman0 2: rejected
ch EZ eman0 2: by so many [censored] people
VR has entered the room.
elYerrid has entered the room.
ch EZ eman0 2: including an attention starved, fatugly (new word) chick who has a whiny voice that has been hitting on you
Ryannnn23: oh kyro
ch EZ eman0 2: FOR 3 [censored] NIGHTS
ch EZ eman0 2: ARGHAGHKLASD
Ryannnn23: oh oh kyro
ch EZ eman0 2: FKDASFJA
ch EZ eman0 2: FEAWKLFAKLSEJ
Ryannnn23: you pretty much have to redeem yourself here
ch EZ eman0 2: I WOULD GET TURNED DOWN BY A PROSTITUTE
VR: zomg what?
ch EZ eman0 2: A PROSTITUTE WOULD LOOK AT ME
ch EZ eman0 2: AND SAY
ch EZ eman0 2: LOL
Ryannnn23: i'm saving this chat log
Ryannnn23: this is amazing
ch EZ eman0 2: NO THANKS
ch EZ eman0 2: YOU CAN KEEP THE $200
VR: WHAT DID I MISS?
elYerrid: could I get cliff's notes on this?
ch EZ eman0 2: I HAVE SOME SELFRESPECT

[His Boy Elroy]

you complete me

[valenzuela]

awesome!

[fnord_too]

Wow, this makes me want remember how to use irc.