Big Brother - Game Thread

[metsandfinsfan]

wow i really was drunk the last time we did kareoke

here is me, vr (yeah i snuck her in), elroy, and val


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=...h&plindex=7

[His Boy Elroy]

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wow i really was drunk the last time we did kareoke

here is me, vr (yeah i snuck her in), elroy, and val


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=...h&plindex=7

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ha, awesome

didnt know we got that on video

[Nez477]

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i wanna sing sweet caroline

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BUH BUH BUH

[Nez477]

Work sucks, thoughts?

Seriously, I want to find out who I need to suck up to this week, plz to be answering offer sheets plz

[Zurvan]

I didn't realize that the second part of this challenge was so complicated that I would need to set a deadline.

One person hasn't submitted, he has until 6:00PM.

[His Boy Elroy]

let me tell you about a girl i know
she had a drink about an hour ago
sittin in the corner by herself
in a bar in downtown hell

she heard a noise and she looked to the door
she saw a man she'd never seen before
light skin, light blue eyes
a double chin and a plastic smile

well, her heart raced as he walked through the door
and took an empty seat next to her at the bar
"my brand new car is parked right outside,
how'd you like to go for a ride?"

and she said "wait a minute, i have to think"
he said "thats fine, may i please buy you a drink?"
one drink turned into three or four
and they left and got into his car
and they drove away some place real far

"now babe, the time has come,
how'd you like to have a little fun?"
and she said "if we could only please be on our way
i will not run"

THATS WHEN THINGS GOT OUT OF CONTROL

she didnt want to
he had his way
she said "lets go"
he said "no way"

"cmon babe, its your lucky day
shut your mouth we're gonna do it my way
cmon baby dont be afraid
if it wasn't for date rape, id never get laid"




he finished up and he started the car
he turned around and drove back to the bar
he said "now baby don't be sad,
in my opinion you weren't half-bad"

she picked up a rock, threw it at the car,
hit him in the head, now he's got a big scar
come on party people won't you listen to me?
date rape styley!

the next day she went to her drawer,
looked up her local attorney at law,
went to the phone and filed a police report
and then she took the guy's ass to court

the day he stood in front of the judge
he screamed "she lies! that little [censored]!"
the judge knew that he was full of [censored]
and he gave him 25 years
and now his heart is filled with tears

one night in jail it was getting late
he was butt-raped by a large inmate
and he screamed
but the guards paid no attention to his cries


THATS WHEN THINGS GOT OUT OF CONTROL


the moral of the date rape story
it does not pay when youre drunk and horny.

but that's the way it had to be
they locked him up and threw away the key
well, i can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind

[Nez477]

Wow HBE, that's semi-disturbing

So

To lighten the mood.....

Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl

[metsandfinsfan]

fergilicious
but i aint promiscuous
and if you were suspicious
all that [censored] is fictious
i blow kisses (mwha)
that puts them boys on rock rock
and they be lining down the block just to watch what i got

[Zurvan]

HOH Competition #2 - Results

The results are in. Seems I lost a PM, they were all in last night. Not my fault, I'm sick

alex jacob 3816
Chuck 4064
clown 3141
HBE 509
herbie 1500
Luckay 1611
Mets 3502
nez 6592
nich 3326
Siegmund 4705
Valenzuela 5678


And, with a final score of 6,592, nez wins the Head of Household competition.

Nez: You can post your nominees after 8:00PM tonight, and before Noon tomorrow. At that time, I will announce the Veto competition.

[His Boy Elroy]

just a reminder:

general HBE
sergeant Luckay
colonel Herbie
corporal Nez
private Chuck

we run this house