lol kyro has a date

[fnord_too]

You should ask the mutual friend how far away her boyfriend lives.

[FCBLComish]

Kyro, what part of the world do you live in? You are in your late teens or early 20's right?

[kyro]

[ QUOTE ]
You should ask the mutual friend how far away her boyfriend lives.

[/ QUOTE ]

It doesn't matter. I'm back home and I'm not one to try and break relationships apart even if I was still there.

Unless you're talking about the mutual friend's boyfriend, in which case she doesn't have one.

[KyrosMother]

[ QUOTE ]
Ugh, the best part is, after I "thanked" the mutual friend for trying to set me up with someone who was taken, she said "yeah, but he lives far away. You never know."

In other words, she gave me a large sieve to try and collect water. Much obliged.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah....find new friends....

[kyro]

[ QUOTE ]
Kyro, what part of the world do you live in? You are in your late teens or early 20's right?

[/ QUOTE ]

I live in NH and I'm 23. I used to go to Penn State and was visiting friends there for the weekend. I'm not terribly disappointed about all of this only because I had pretty low expectations considering I was only staying a few days.

[lastchance]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Ugh, the best part is, after I "thanked" the mutual friend for trying to set me up with someone who was taken, she said "yeah, but he lives far away. You never know."

In other words, she gave me a large sieve to try and collect water. Much obliged.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah....find new friends....

[/ QUOTE ]
Is it just me, or is this hilarious?

[kyro]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Ugh, the best part is, after I "thanked" the mutual friend for trying to set me up with someone who was taken, she said "yeah, but he lives far away. You never know."

In other words, she gave me a large sieve to try and collect water. Much obliged.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah....find new friends....

[/ QUOTE ]

She's not really a "friend" per se, more a friendly acquaintance.

[KyrosMother]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Ugh, the best part is, after I "thanked" the mutual friend for trying to set me up with someone who was taken, she said "yeah, but he lives far away. You never know."

In other words, she gave me a large sieve to try and collect water. Much obliged.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah....find new friends....

[/ QUOTE ]

She's not really a "friend" per se, more a dangerous acquaintance.

[/ QUOTE ]

FYP


But I am glad you got home safely. Lunch tomorrow?

[kyro]

Oh, forgot the best update.

Last night was karaoke night at that bar. In between me buying shots for random people, wearing 4 hats at a time, and singing "All That I Have to Give" in front of a couple hundred people, an absolute gorgeous waitress who I had said a few words to earlier in the night (I get super friendly when drunk duh), comes up and asks me for my phone number.

Now, this girl is a solid 8.5/9 face and 9/9.5 body, just beautiful.

Anyways, she asks me for my number and at first I just kinda laugh because wtf? Then she says "it's for a bet"

Of course it's for a bet. I'm not stupid.

But I'm also not going to not give my phone number to a smoking hot chick, either. So yeah, I made her promise me that she'd call me at least once and just say hi (yeah, right. I'll let you know when THAT happens) and gave it to her.

Ah, despite all the rejections, it was a pretty awesome weekend.

[kyro]

[ QUOTE ]

But I am glad you got home safely. Lunch tomorrow?

[/ QUOTE ]

Sure thing. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]